Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[nakedbox.livejournal.com]

Oh...hell.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

........

A pirate?

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Um, this isn't survival training in the first place. Everybody's stuck here.

1/2

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT THE HELL. She said nothing about this! Identify yourself!

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

This place is always confusing.
Don't worry about it. You'll get used to it.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Guh, and who the hell are you? Nice guns you have there, by the way. Colt Single Action Army?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

... [She pauses, in her survey of the building, and starts laughing. This building really was something else. With some amusement, she folds her arms, and looks at him]

Survival training is never meant to be pleasant, Jack.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

B-Boss!

[salutes quickly and notices that she looks somewhat older. Strange. Who cares, she's still pretty fucking hot.]

What is this place?!

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

... Hey. You're cute.

[ OH MAN. IT'S LIKE "MY AGE" SNAKE HHRNGGGH ]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

....I beg your pardon?! [secretly likes being called cute. BUT ONLY BY THE BOSS]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

[sigh]

[gets out pen]

Name and background?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[asdhasdf! What a giant! And he just popped up out of nowhere! He backs away.]

W-what!?

[cuz-im-bi.livejournal.com]

Well, well... A new snake had slithered out of the nest.

1/3

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.............

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

3/3

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Runs.]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

*squints reeeeaaal hard*

...Jack, right....?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Ohai, grandma.]

... That's what most people call me. How'd you know, lady?

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

What the f--?

..*starts laughing his ass off*
Oh, great. Now I've seen everything.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

....

What are you laughing at, pirate.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

[Likes seeing a Jack without the eyepatch, vain Pliskin is being vain.]

Hmmm...I wonder if Hal's seen this one. [Smirk]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Great. Another copycat.

[temptthesnake.livejournal.com]

.:smiles:.

Jack...

Look how young you are.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Oh, christ! It's that lady from the poster! Future lover!]

Uh, uhm. Hi.

[awkward Jack is awkward and doesn't know how to deal with women that aren't the Boss.]