Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, people from different times and realities are being brought here for God-knows-what reason.

I'm your future lover circa the year 2014. Hi.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...Hnnn.

... W-what. Lover!? [Looks her over again- granted, she looks good- but she's fucking old! >:]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[SO recognizes the "YOUR OLD" look on his face right now.]
YEAH, I said circa the year 2014. I'm 78, dammit.

*sighs* If it makes you feel any better...

[Remember those EVA centerfold pics from the magazines in MPO? Well guess who keeps an example of her brief modeling career around with her. She hands him THIS:]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/Bazja/eva2kg.jpg

That's probably more what I'll look like around the time you meet me.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

[STAAARES- totally not drooling.]

Oh, wow. Lucky me.

... Can I keep this?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

*Snerk* Yeah, sure- why not? I've got more copies, anyway.

[Laughs] Ha, you were pretty cute when you were younger.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Thanks. [glee]

... Uh. You think so?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

STOP LOOKING SO CUTE AND INNOCENT AND DORKY, JACK.]

Oh, I know so.