Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[nakedbox.livejournal.com]

Oh...hell.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Um, this isn't survival training in the first place. Everybody's stuck here.

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

This place is always confusing.
Don't worry about it. You'll get used to it.

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

... [She pauses, in her survey of the building, and starts laughing. This building really was something else. With some amusement, she folds her arms, and looks at him]

Survival training is never meant to be pleasant, Jack.

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

... Hey. You're cute.

[ OH MAN. IT'S LIKE "MY AGE" SNAKE HHRNGGGH ]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

[sigh]

[gets out pen]

Name and background?

[cuz-im-bi.livejournal.com]

Well, well... A new snake had slithered out of the nest.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

*squints reeeeaaal hard*

...Jack, right....?

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

What the f--?

..*starts laughing his ass off*
Oh, great. Now I've seen everything.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

[Likes seeing a Jack without the eyepatch, vain Pliskin is being vain.]

Hmmm...I wonder if Hal's seen this one. [Smirk]

[temptthesnake.livejournal.com]

.:smiles:.

Jack...

Look how young you are.