Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

I could say the same to you, asshat!

[asdhsdf why is everbody here laughing at him or calling him a brat]

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I have pairs of socks older and more experience then you.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Oh god, what a great sense of humor. I am laughing so hard.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

[PUNCH TO THE STOMACH!]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[PUNCHES RIGHT BACK]

NO YOUR'RE NOT. BUGGER OFF.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

...Did you just say 'bugger off'? [Hearing that made him forget he just got punched]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

That's....that's pretty gay.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

CHRIST, NOT YOU TOO. I'M NOT GAY.

[Slowly begins to really hate this place.]