Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

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[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

I'm someone you'll eventually encounter in the future.

He smiled slyly.

The names Ocelot.
And thanks for the compliment.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

... In the future. Suuuure.

Ocelot? You mean, like, the cat? ... Uh.

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

[total facepalm]

Yes, like the cat. I'm the commander of the Ocelot unit.

And I'm tired of everyone comparing me to a cat -_-;

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a bit young to be already the commander of your own unit?!

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I guess not.

Ocelot idly fiddled with the fabric on his glove.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Well wonder how you did THAT. [totally not jealous. After all, he's being trained by a legendary hero, hah!]

)<

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

Tch. You're a little annoying when you were younger, you know that?

Ha. Were? I suppose I mean now since you're here.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

The feeling is mutual, wiseass.

8)

[onlytwelveshots.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you feel that way.

Ocelot laughed.