Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Why would I badmouth my grandmother? You and Mom always thought highly of her.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.....

What.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Well, she's not my grandmother by blood. Mom's her son.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...
...
...

Mom's her son?

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

[SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS] Yeah, my mom's a guy. It's not like I can have two dads.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Oooooookay.

[Brain is broken now.]

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Hm? What's wrong? [Oblivious Solidus is oblivious]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Stumbles away from him.]

I need a smoke...

[silverrevolver.livejournal.com]

[Walks in and has a good *facepalm*]

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

[How can Solidus embarrass you further? Well, run up to you and give you a hug! Which is exactly what he does.]

Mom!

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

ajshdjksdf,asdhksjdfsdfg.dgh.

Ew!

[silverrevolver.livejournal.com]

[Glares at young!BB]

....

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Is already gone! :D]