Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Whoa!]

... I'm not nervous. A-ANYWAY. What's your name..?

[temptthesnake.livejournal.com]

The Name's EVA.

.: Big smirk:.

Nice to meet you~

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

EVA? Is that a codename?

It's, uh, nice to meet you too. [BOOB STARE L1 L1 L1]

[temptthesnake.livejournal.com]

Yes- It is my codename.

.: smirks :.

Hey- eyes are up here..

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[blush!]

Uhm, right. [looks up]

So, we're acquainted how..?

[temptthesnake.livejournal.com]

We met while we were on a mission.