FissionMailed

[Oh look its that dumb rookie Jack currently jogging through the hallways and doing something other than...eating or reading porn and not-getting-laid. In fact, its laundry day and a Boss (or two, or three) has tasked him with collecting as much as possible and carrying it to the basement.

Which involves a lot of running through the entire building.

He's so thrilled, can you see it?]

Oh man whoever wore these socks must have been like dead or something--

[Young Jack has definitely decided that he hates this place.]

[Not only are there people everywhere-- and in such a limited space, even, no matter how infinite the building is-- but as if that isn't enough, he keeps getting molested by them. Especially the ones who keep calling him 'dad'. Plus, everyone rather insistantly tries to make him SERIOUSLY believe that he'd kill The Boss.]

[Bullshit.]

[Speaking of The Boss... she seems rather busy lately. And Jack doesn't want to rely on her too much. He can look after himself, afterall.]

[Or not.]

[Have a mopey Jack sitting in the lobby, trying to keep his distance from EVERYONE. He's really trying to remain withdrawn from everything going on here, so come and bother him and piss him off. >(]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))