Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[asdhasdf! What a giant! And he just popped up out of nowhere! He backs away.]

W-what!?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Merely trying to keep things organized. Someone must sort the morning's catch.

[kindly]

Now, who are you? Where were you last?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[At least he doesn't seem hostile.]

Eh. Name's John and as far as I remember I was last in a South American jungle with the Boss.

Can you tell me what's going on?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

John...? Hmm. No code name? With the Boss, eh...

[squints and holds up his thumb, so that from his view the young man's right eye is covered.]

You do resemble Big Boss. What year is it, for you?

Heh. Isn't that the eternal question.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Froooowns.] That Big Boss, again...

...1951, of course. [Puzzled look.]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

That will have to do, then.

[stick!]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Stares quizzically at the nametag]

But I'm not 'Big Boss'! Boss will kill me if I run around with this!

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Hmm, true, not entirely accurate, is it.

[rip!]

[crumple. Convenient garbage cann'd! Raven doesn't litter, kids.]

Try this, but don't blame the code name on me.

(http://i25.tinypic.com/b4z479.jpg)

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

[stick!]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

W-W-What!? That's even worse! Who comes up with codenames like these!?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Ask a small Japanese man.