Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

YES A PIRATE

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Where's your parrot? And get a shave, old man. I'd never run around looking like THAT.

FINE! THEN YOU'LL BE ONE TOO!

[nakedbox.livejournal.com]

...

[GRUMBLE!]

... I'm beginning to understand why she took our porn away.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Our porn? I'm certainly not sharing my porn with a pirate.

[nakedbox.livejournal.com]

...

[Wonders if killing him is murder or suicide.]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Walks away. Victory!]