Because I need to keep the monopoly on Big Bosses.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Picture a very, very confused Jack. He may be somewhat pissed too.]

... First she takes all my weapons and porn away and then I wake up in this wacky building, and I can't seem to leave. I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do in this place. This is not funny anymore, Boss. This is no survival training, this is torture.

Give me my porn back, at least.





((After rookie!Snake, have a rookie!Big Boss. He's around 20 and is currently training with the Boss. And he's a dork, be forewarned.))

Comments

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

[Insta'blocked! And he's still laughing]

nice try. You still need to work on your stance, style and power, though.
[Flip!]

So, pretty much everything.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[;_; why is he getting owned by everyone here. Does not find this even remotely funny.]

W-what-- [baffled. the hell.]

I've been working on these techniques with my mentor. How the hell do you know about it!? [AND WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN I AM WHAT]

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

...That dense, too.

Right. Let me be blunt.

..I'm you, kid. About 10 years later or so.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

... I still don't believe that.

I'm not inept enough to lose my eye.

And stop calling me dense.

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

...Heh. You'll see.

And, no. *grins*

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Grumbles! Annoying pirate.]

...Whatever.