YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

[Comes up right behind him, looking over his shoulder.]

Well, well. What did you find?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

!

Don't freak me out like that--

.... [facepalms when he realizes its another guy looking like him, and scoots away. Mag in his hand.]

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

What'cha readin'?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Porn.

Duh.

[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

Is it good porn?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

... From what I can tell, yes. See for yourself if you have to.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

...it's like Christmas in June.

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

"Fuck yeah."

That's right Jack, you just keep looking at that porn. And not my Joy. Asshat.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Mantis experiments to see whether he can telekinetically whack him upside the head.]

Should I leave you thousand alone?

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

The Sorrow feels a vague whiff of air ruffling the air above his ear, but doesn't pay it much mind. At least he's not being tickled or anything.

"...after relieving you of all the porn we can carry, naturally."

DID SOMEONE SAY PORN!?

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[OH HELL YES SNAKE IS GONNA SHOW UP! He doesn't recognize his young dad right away, all he sees is porn.]

Holy fuck, that's a lot a porn.

[he starts flipping through some.]

HAY

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Christ, where are all these other me's coming from!? I can't even properly enjoy myself here.

PORN :B~

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[busy with his porno mag!]

Porn attracts us.

[then he finally looks up. He realizes something about this rookie.] ..hn.. You're Jack.

[Smiiirk.]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.. That's my name.

[back turned to him. he doesn't really want to have anything to do with his lookalikes. Boss also said he shouldn't listen to them.]

[... totally consumed by the mag.]

SURPRISE!

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[sliiiiides on over. He peeks over his shoulder a little to see what he has, not that he really cares.]

...

[drops his porn. >3 Sudden reach around and crotch grope! While he's at it he tries a quick nip to his neck. Siiince he'll probably only get to do this once in his life.]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's--

....*raises an eyebrow, and grabs a magazine quickly*

Nice.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

....

You're really like the plague. If you have some, uh, business to finish, please do it somewhere else. Thanks.

[turns away, flipping through a magazine.]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Shut up, brat. You're one to talk.

jack loves getting himself into trouble

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are you to be calling me a brat!

Heh.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

None of your damn business, brat.

[looooooks at porn. Cool.]

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

...? What's that?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

........What does it look like? Go away!

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

No really, what is it?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

......









porn

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Oh, so this is porn? [Picks up a magazine and looks through it.] Don't see what's so great about it.