fissionmailed | YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

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YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any ~~pirates~~ people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]

((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

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.........

[cant believe this.]

Yes. YES you should really try it out sometime. Honestly.

Well, if you say so. [STILL SO CONFUSED] What does that have to do with porn though?

... Porn helps with that. Touching your penis, I mean...

oh god what the hell.

But what if I don't care for porn?

THEN JUST TRY WITHOUT BUT DO IT.

...What's wrong with you?

I should be asking YOU the same question.

[Looks annoyed] Hey, I'm perfectly normal. You're the weird one.

No, no you're not. A man in his 30ies who's never touched his penis before isn't normal AT ALL.

But I'm not in my thirties. I'm only sixteen.

........

I think somethings seriously wrong with your brain.

There is not! [Crosses arms and pouts.]

Oh yes there is.

There is not!

there is

[He's getting tired of bickering] You're acting like my son.

And you're acting like a fucking dumbass.

I am not! It's not my fault I don't know about that stuff!

Then it's about time you figure out! Did your mom never tell you about this stuff??

No, he didn't. I think he was more worried about me being able to fight.

.......

Man, this is unbelievable. You should go find a quiet corner and really... do it.

Okay, but um, what exactly am I supposed to do?

do i need to show you?

let's go somewhere quiet and don't fucking tell anybody

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