YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

I'm Solidus Snake. Who are you?

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Psycho Mantis. And I have two words of advice for you:

1. Instant Messaging is not secure technology.
2. Change your codename. It's moronic.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you. I have no idea what instant messaging is and I can't change my codename. I was assigned it.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Remember to avoid it when you're older. It'll make both our lives suck just a little bit less.

Then tell your superiors it makes no sense.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Um, okay.

...My superiors?

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

The ones who assigned you your codename.

...or pretty much anyone else. It just needs to be said.