YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

xjvhsdfgdfg

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[PUUUSHES HIM AWAY AND WIPES OVER HIS MOUTH]

...Ugh. I thought you're my CLONE. 'm not fucking gay. Christ. What's wrong with this place.

[by now he's kinda used to being groped and molested, so at least you're not getting punched Snake.]

Re: xjvhsdfgdfg

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

*shrugs* Who gives a shit about things like that? Fuckin' labels, anyway.

Re: xjvhsdfgdfg

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Look, I have no problem with gay people. Each to their own. I just can't stand getting molested right and left by some guys looking exactly like me. Especially when I'm into girls.... who, ironically, don't seem to be into me.

Seems like I got real bad luck.

Re: xjvhsdfgdfg

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Hn. Well, sorry. *puff*

*exhales* You just have shitty luck then, kid. The other you gets a lot of action though; guys, girls, whatever.

Re: xjvhsdfgdfg

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. A little bit. not necessarily about the guys part tho

.. Wait. How the hell do YOU know that?

...lulz?

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

If you want someone that badly, just do it.

Easy. *puffs* Big Boss has got some sorta relationship with Ocelot and EVA.

*exhales* He also fucked the hell out of me, so.

1/2

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

I'm not a rapist like most other people around here!

Who the hell are Ocelot and EV--

2/2

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST SAID WE DONT HAVE ANY OTHER SORT OF RELATION WHAT THE FUCK.

...

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Calm down, idiot. I didn't say "Hey, go out there and rape someone".

*puuuufs* We don't. He's my mentor. We fucked. Big deal.

whattt

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Feels a headache coming up]

... You still said I'm growing up to be him. And that means that I would inevitably have sex with you TOO. Argh...

...
[sigh]
I've never... been into guys before. I don't know what to make of this.

shaddap

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

That's not necessarily true. This place combines different timelines, or something. Doesn't mean it's YOU.

*shrugs* Nothing saying that YOU turn out to be gay. Maybe you always stay straight.

And besides which, who cares? Gay, straight-- all the same shit, being with a person that you give a shit about.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

Honestly? I'm not even sure myself.

I don't have that much experience in that department.

[sounds better than saying HEY I NEVER HAD ANY SEX AT ALL LOL]

And much less I know how being with a person that you 'give shit about' would be. I was never interested in other peoples lives.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Other people- shit just gets complicated. Hell if I know.

...You a virgin, kid?
*shrugs* Nothing wrong with that.

Unless you wanna change it?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

!

... Yeah. I am. I never had the time or interest in starting a relationship with somebody.

[looks at him]

What do you mean, 'unless you wanna change it?' [DENSE]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

*nods* Understandable.

*shrugs* I could help with that.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...


...

I'm not sure. Isn't that something you should do with a person you, you know, care about?

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Ideally, yeah. But, uh--
I give a shit, y'know.

Anyway, it's just an offer.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

[he seriously starts considering this. he knows that sooner or later somebody will eventually get him into bed anyway, and he'd rather do it with a guy he talked before and doesn't want to violate him.]

...

[sigh]

I, sure, why not? Then at least I can worry about other stuff.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Hey, look-- I'm not trying to force you, man.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.. I didn't get that impression. But everybody here keeps telling me that I'm into men, so I just want to try it out and see if they're telling the truth. I want to put this behind me.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

..If you're sure.

*puts out his cigarette, and looks at him pointedly*

Where do you wanna do this?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Right now?

....

Somewhere quiet. I'd rather not have the other Snakes find out about this. They'd just jump me.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily right now, but whenever.

*nods* Understandable. I won't tell.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.. Now that I think about it, right now is good. The sooner the better. Also I've been reading porn the entire time, so you could say I'm in the mood.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

...Heh. Alright.

*leans towards him, and kisses his neck a bit*