YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

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[whoyouthink.livejournal.com]

[Comes up right behind him, looking over his shoulder.]

Well, well. What did you find?

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

...it's like Christmas in June.

DID SOMEONE SAY PORN!?

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[OH HELL YES SNAKE IS GONNA SHOW UP! He doesn't recognize his young dad right away, all he sees is porn.]

Holy fuck, that's a lot a porn.

[he starts flipping through some.]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's--

....*raises an eyebrow, and grabs a magazine quickly*

Nice.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

...? What's that?