fissionmailed | YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

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YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any ~~pirates~~ people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]

((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

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Heh. *Grins, and looks up at the ceiling*

So are you.

... Because I'm being trained by the best. [not arrogant, no]

[looks at him-- still doesn't get it why that guy looks like him, but he calms down]

Who are you with? US Army? Green Berets?

*laughs* Can't be any better than Big Boss, man.

*shakes his head* FOXHOUND. You?

[that again.]

Who the hell is Big Boss, anyway? You're all mistaking something.

Officially I'm still enlisted for the Special Forces. But I got a special permission to be trained separately by the Boss. Well, she's the one who requested it.

What? You never heard of Big Boss?

Here, look. [Takes out a convenient picture he carries in his wallet, and holds it out to him]

I never heard of any unit called FOXHOUND either.

[Frowns, and takes the picture to look at it-- why the hell is he carrying a picture of some GUY around--]

...

That's the pir--

...

That's me.

Mhm.

[Still laying on the ground, he lights a cigarette, taking a long drag]

You're very respected, you know.

[snorts] Not right now I'm not. Everybody keeps calling me a dork and a brat.

And I don't want to turn out to be that 'Big Boss' you're all talking about. I don't deserve that title. And I don't want it.

[Has no smokes himself cause Boss took 'em from him. And hasn't found any new since he arrived here]

*laughs* Because, right now? Yeah, you are. *smirk*

...Well, regardless, that's what you become.

*tosses him a cigarette* Lighter's over here.

.. That's very encouraging, really.

[catch!]

.. I don't really like cigarettes... but better than nothing I guess.

[moves over to him]

So, what are you? Another 'clone' of mine?

Suck it up.

[Holds his lighter up, sitting up- moving closer to him- and lighting it for him]

*nods* You could say that.

... [Grumbles]

[And takes a drag from the cigarette. Could be worse...]

Great. And other than that? Any relation?

Heh.

*shakes his head* Nope.

.....

Really? Why the hell are you carrying a pic of 'me' around with you then?

*FROWN*

You're my idol. Or, rather-- when you get older.

..... [blush?]

[raises eyebrows]

That's still pretty gay.

Hm. Not really.

Know what is, though?

*Suddenly grabs him and kisses him*

*pulls away* Now that's gay.

*pufff*

[PUUUSHES HIM AWAY AND WIPES OVER HIS MOUTH]

...Ugh. I thought you're my CLONE. 'm not fucking gay. Christ. What's wrong with this place.

[by now he's kinda used to being groped and molested, so at least you're not getting punched Snake.]

*laughs*

*shrugs* Who gives a shit about things like that? Fuckin' labels, anyway.

Look, I have no problem with gay people. Each to their own. I just can't stand getting molested right and left by some guys looking exactly like me. Especially when I'm into girls.... who, ironically, don't seem to be into me.

Seems like I got real bad luck.

Hn. Well, sorry. *puff*

*exhales* You just have shitty luck then, kid. The other you gets a lot of action though; guys, girls, whatever.

...

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous. A little bit. ~~not necessarily about the guys part tho~~

.. Wait. How the hell do YOU know that?

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k we had an awesome pointless fight now lets be BFFs

sure.

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