YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

!

... Yeah. I am. I never had the time or interest in starting a relationship with somebody.

[looks at him]

What do you mean, 'unless you wanna change it?' [DENSE]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

*nods* Understandable.

*shrugs* I could help with that.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...


...

I'm not sure. Isn't that something you should do with a person you, you know, care about?

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Ideally, yeah. But, uh--
I give a shit, y'know.

Anyway, it's just an offer.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

[he seriously starts considering this. he knows that sooner or later somebody will eventually get him into bed anyway, and he'd rather do it with a guy he talked before and doesn't want to violate him.]

...

[sigh]

I, sure, why not? Then at least I can worry about other stuff.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Hey, look-- I'm not trying to force you, man.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.. I didn't get that impression. But everybody here keeps telling me that I'm into men, so I just want to try it out and see if they're telling the truth. I want to put this behind me.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

..If you're sure.

*puts out his cigarette, and looks at him pointedly*

Where do you wanna do this?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Right now?

....

Somewhere quiet. I'd rather not have the other Snakes find out about this. They'd just jump me.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily right now, but whenever.

*nods* Understandable. I won't tell.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.. Now that I think about it, right now is good. The sooner the better. Also I've been reading porn the entire time, so you could say I'm in the mood.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

...Heh. Alright.

*leans towards him, and kisses his neck a bit*

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

NOT HERE.