YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

What the hell is your problem?!

[WHACK]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Your face is my problem! Literally!

[HAVE A MAG INTO YOUR FACE]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

OW--!

[THROWS ONE BACK AT HIM, AND LEAPS, ATTACKING 8(]
YOU FRIGGIN' PUNK!

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[CQC COUNTER LULZ]

Nice try!

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

GRR

[Falls, but kicks him in the stomach hard]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

OOF

[doubles over!]

Son of a bitch!

[chaaarge! and attacks again, trying to ram him against a wall.]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

[Rammed!] NN-!

[Attacks back, punching him in the stomach] GET THE HELL OFF ME

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Guh-!

[tries to ignore the punch!]

Maybe if you apologize!!

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Apologize for what?! YOU HIT ME FIRST!

[PUSHES- or tries to]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

YOU CALLED ME A BRAT! That's reason enough to hit you in my book, you poor copy!

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

If you weren't ACTING LIKE ONE, I wouldn't have said anything!

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

YOU were being rude!!

[stomach paaaunch]

Apologize.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

OOOF

Still no reason to attack anyone for no reason, dickhead!

[FALCONNN KICKKKK]

You first!

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[KICKED]


You son of a--!

[CQC THROW TO THE GROUND 8(]

Who the fuck do you think you are!

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

ARGH

[Lands hard on the ground, and cries out]

Better then you, asshole-- [Kicks him in the inner thigh, wraps a leg around his waist, and slams him down on the ground hard]

[Panting, hard]....Snake.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Grrah--!

[slamm'd]

[and panting, he grabs for Snake's upper arm, but does nothing]

... [he smirks] Jack.

[and headbutts him for good measure. yay for enjoying a good fight.]

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

[Groans, and backhands him quickly in response before lying on the ground, panting]

...

Heh.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

[pant, pant]

[and sits up just a bit to look at Snake, cocky smile ahoy]

You're pretty good.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

Heh. *Grins, and looks up at the ceiling*

So are you.

k we had an awesome pointless fight now lets be BFFs

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

... Because I'm being trained by the best. [not arrogant, no]

[looks at him-- still doesn't get it why that guy looks like him, but he calms down]

Who are you with? US Army? Green Berets?

sure.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Can't be any better than Big Boss, man.

*shakes his head* FOXHOUND. You?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[that again.]

Who the hell is Big Boss, anyway? You're all mistaking something.

Officially I'm still enlisted for the Special Forces. But I got a special permission to be trained separately by the Boss. Well, she's the one who requested it.

[neophytesnake.livejournal.com]

What? You never heard of Big Boss?

Here, look. [Takes out a convenient picture he carries in his wallet, and holds it out to him]

1/4

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

I never heard of any unit called FOXHOUND either.

[Frowns, and takes the picture to look at it-- why the hell is he carrying a picture of some GUY around--]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

...

That's the pir--