YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any pirates people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]




((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

Comments

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[FLAIL!! FLAILLLL]

[AND ELBOWS HIM]

WHAT THE HELL. GET AWAY FROM ME.

*huff*

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[Snake starts laughing and lets go. Especially after the elbowing. Oh that hurt a little. He takes a few steps back and holds his side.]

Ooh...

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

ohgodIthinkIgottathrowup--

Why the hell did you do that?!

BTW UR MY DAD! LULZ

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[Grins] I figure it's the only chance I'll get...

[This deserves a smoke break. He taps out a smoke and puts it in his mouth.]

By the time I meet you, you're old and can kick my ass.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, 'only chance you'll get'?

...

What? I thought you're me from another time or something like that.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[chuckles and lights his smoke]

Nope. I'm not you. But they created me from you.

I guess you can say I'm your son.

1/2

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

2/2

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

... What.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[shrugs] You grow up to be one horny old bastard... God, I should start counting the ones you haven't slept with.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

........... I, uh, whatttt?!

But the Boss wouldn't let me near other women anyway...

breaking minds taking names

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[wanders back over to pat him on the shoulder]

I didn't say you slept just with women. I haven't had the pleasure personally but you're apparently pretty good.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[FACEPALM]

Not...women?

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

Oh you do women too... [reassuring pat] But you also like men.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

....

[winces]

But I like girls! Really busty girls! Aaah!

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

Yep. I do too, honestly.

[have another surprise crotch-grab young dad!]

But there are some things you can only do with other men.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

I-I wouldn't know! [swats his hands away, taking a few steps back.]

[ohmygodgetmeoutofherehelppppppppp]

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

heh heh heh heh....

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.....

[shoves him the hell out of the way and RUNS. HALP]