fissionmailed | YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

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YOU should come inside the box-- then you'd know what I mean.

[So, while Boss has her BONDING TIEMZ with her family, Jack decides to do some, uh, recon. This place still freaks him out and he really tries to not get close to any ~~pirates~~ people who are resembling him. Also there's something awfully wrong about checking each and every room in this unknown building. He knows sooner or later he'll maneuver himself into an awkward situation.]

I think I could cope better with this if there was some booze to find, or smokes, or--

...

[That said, he opens a door to a room which is incidentally fully stocked up with MAGAZINES (PORN).]

[Maybe this place isn't so bad afterall.]

((GO BOTHER AND EMBARASS HIM, OR JOIN HIM, WHATEVER))

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[Flustered]

W-what?!

[Calm. Annoyingly calm.]

That's right, you're slow. So allow me to be blunt.

That toy looks like it'll rip that women's 'junk' in half.

...

[Looks at the picture]

Really?

[Sees this as a perfect opportunity to scare his rookie father shitless.]

Oh, yeah. [Voice taking on a dead serious tone.] I know people who had that happen to them. You have to be really careful these days.

[its a trapppp]

....uh.

[ssssssloooooooooowly shifts away from him...]

[Smirks and scoots after him. >|D]

... I really need to get going.

[grabs some mags quickly and runssss]

[Chases after you.]

[RUNS LIKE HELL OMG RAEP]

[Totally accidentally in the way honest.] Woah... where's the fire?

[BUMPS into him!]

O-Out of the way!! [shoves him out of the way rather harshly!]

[Jumps out behind the rookie and grabs him by the shoulders]

Hey, slow down there. You might hurt some one.

[And this Snake has him by the front.]

Yeah. Watch where you're going, Jack.

We're not that horrible.

... Fuck, what.

[not terrified at all, no.]

Get out. Of. My way.

[Doesn't get out of his way. He pats his shoulder and kinda Pliskin's hand while he's there.]

Why were you running from Pliskin anyway?

Yeah, really. You couldn't have had any reason to run away from me. [Smiles, giving Tanker!Snake a 'Oh, yes. This shall be a collaborative effort' look.]

... He was coming on to me in a really creepy way. And, thinking back, YOU were doing the exact same thing. Now if you would excuse me--

[he may be young, but he's still a soldier and not a weak one! 8( although trying to take them both on would prolly be a futile effort. shoves tankersnake the hell out of the way.]

[sighs and is shove'd back a foot or two but doesn't move out of the way. He is determined to stay in the way.]

Hey. Look. I wasn't lying when I said, you like men when you're older. Hell, you probably like them now.

That Snake is right, you know. In fact....I know from first hand experience.

......

[shudder!]

Let me go!

[have a fist delivered to your stomach, tankersnake! he'll try really hard to engage them both in CQC, but he's still young and, well, his CQC is pretty poor at this point.]

[punch'd! He staggers back a little. With the shit he's been through lately. His M9 is drawn before he even thinks.... and shoots]

....whoops.

x.x

...wwhaaaa... bbbbbastard.

[K.O.]

[Catches the rookies before he falls.]

Now what?

[Look guilty and maybe a little scared all the sudden]

We take him some place to sleep it off before the Boss finds us. Should be an empty ~~boxed filled~~ room near by ~~that I had sex with Liquid in.~~

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Ooooh, Jooooo~hn!

[Picks up the pace]

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