FissionMailed

2 DAYS.


That is all. [/Transmission]

[Water balloons? Check.]

[Itching powder? Check.]

[Super Glue? Check.]

[Peanut Butter? Good to go.]

[Tanya wasn't even entirely sure herself, as to why she got the random urge to gather all of these items this morning. But she feels so very..... naughty~ all of a sudden.]

[It's been too long since the girl has been up to any tricks. There are so many traps to set, pranks to pull, asses to smack. Adrenaline courses through her veins, and suddenly... she just can't seem to sit still today. Pouty lips curl into a fiendish smile as the 15 year old gets to work.]

[Those who reside on floors 1-15 have likely been treated to a little "surprise" this morning. Perhaps there was peanut butter smeared onto your doorknob, toilet paper covering your cabin, or inconveniently-placed marbles laying just outside your door. This may or may not have anything to do with Tanya, who is now holding a can of spray-paint in one hand and a carton of eggs in the other as she scribbles "TANYA WAS HERE" in bold graffiti lettering onto the 16th floor hallway walls. Approach if you dare; But though you may not see them right now, she DOES have allies watching her back.]

((OOC: But Tanya isn't the only one up to no good today, is she~? Adults beware; Today is MISCHIEF NIGHT and just about everyone 18 years old or younger is effected. Whether you want these effects to end by midnight tonight or continue all the way through Halloween is up to you. You don't necessarily have to post here if you want to create your own Mischief Night post. All questions you have pertaining to this event have been/can be answered here! HAVE FUN, BRATS OF THE NEXUS and adults who also choose to participate.))

[Boobs are fun! 8D]

[Have an older!Tanya, shamelessly walking down the hallway with a hand in her own shirt, squishing a boob.]

[Because, well, what would YOU do if you just got them?]

*Sqeeze squeeze squeeze*

["Practice"...? SHE needs practice...?]

[TANYA? KIM NEEDS TO "PRACTICE" HER KISSING???]

[Oh hell no. She'll show him who "the perfect kisser" is!!!]

((Tanya is standing in a random hallway, waiting for people to come by. If she sees you, there is a 99% chance that you will be NINJA-KISSED.))

[HOLY SHIT THE CARDBOARD BOX ROOM IS ON FIRE!!! D8]

[...Oh, and Tanya is trapped inside. Though the flames are getting so high that it may be difficult to see her, since her leg is trapped under a fallen shelf.]

*Cough cough* A... A little help, anyone!?

[Great. It seems as though she's losing her voice due to the smoke DX]

[Tanya walks the halls casually, looking around] ...Hm.

*Ahem* 

Hey, has anyone here seen a guy named.... what was his name again?  [She takes a crumpled up piece of paper from her pocket]

Oh yeah, "Psycho Mantis"?

((Lets just say that this takes place after the zombie event XD))

*THUD!*

A few days after this, loli  EVA is dropped right back down onto the roof. She's kinda traumatized.

"I..... I think I died!" [D:]

((Indeed she did. Looks like there really is no escape from this place, bitches))

After this. 

GLOBAL TRANSMISSION: Solid Snake is an Old fart with serious anger issues. ...But he isn't a pedophile. As far as I know, anyway. ...So yeah, he's an asshole, but he never touched me in THAT way. It was just a joke, so calm the hell down.[/Transmission]

[To Raiden] *sigh*  "....Happy now???"

(Remember what Mama said about an unholy terror?) 

*grumble*Stupid old farts... fucking hate this place....

[Loli EVA walks down a random hall on the 15th floor, still a little pissed off from her encounter with Snake.]

I'll show him angry. [And just as she says that, Kim sees a mysterious door in front of her that she hadn't noticed before.]

Hm? Was this always here....? [As she opens the door slowly and turns the lights on, Kim sees something that looks like a radio broadcasting room.... What an appropriate room to find, for someone who doesn't have a radio of her own, or a codec of course. As Kim looks around the small room and ponders, a rather devious idea comes to mind.]

....... Oh, this is gonna be perfect.....

GLOBAL TRANSMISSION: Um.... h-hello? I hope this thing is working. [A small, timid voice] ....Well, hello fellow residents of the building. My name is Tanya, and I'm 14 years old. I'm making this broadcast to inform you all of something very serious.
The other day, while minding my own business, a mysterious man approached me in the hall. This man told me that he had something to show me, then took me to the rooftops, where he... [Her voice shakes, and it sounds as if she is crying. Kim is a VERY convincing actress.] -he forced himself onto me! That's right, people. There's a child molester in this building. And his name is Solid Snake. ...Or "Dave", as he told me to call him. Luckily, I escaped his grasp before things could get too serious... But I worry for the saftey of the other children! So, please, if you have a child, or you are a child, AVOID SOLID SNAKE AT ALL COSTS. He is a violent pedophile. Thank you.[/TRANSMISSION]

[The message was very loud, and could be heard in ALL rooms and halls of the building. No matter who you are, or what you were doing, you definitely heard it. Kim sits back in the small room and laughs. As much as she'd love to see the reactions, she decides it would be best to stick in this room for a while. It looks like she was the first to discover it, so it's unlikely that any disgrunteld Snakes would find her while she's here.]

((Open to all. Reaction time!))

[Loli EVA has just realized that this place is filled with nothing but freaks, psychos, and crusty old dudes. She wants OUT.]

[Grumpy Kim is grumpy. Don't worry, now that she has all the info on this place she needs, she wont be trying to seduce anyone. She's also wearing a big ugly sweater, thanks to Mantis. So this shouldn't be as awkward.]

["Tanya" is currently struggling to open a window she found on the 1st floor. Poke fun at the brat?]