FissionMailed

[If one was to take a stroll in this particular beach room today, they may be caught a little off-guard by the unconscious woman by the shore. With her homicidal urges reaching critical mass again, she just couldn't resist getting herself into a fight with that young, female Ocelot. However, what she didn't count on was the woman outsmarting her, by tricking her to use her electric attack and moving enough to cause her to electrocute herself. Luckily though, her suit had enough padding to keep her alive. However, she was still going to need some kind of help returning to consciousness and moving around in general, since one leg had at least a couple bullets in it.]

((Help? :D? Or if you really want, you could poke her with a stick or something too.))

[After getting unintentionally drunk...again at the party room the night before, LB was having one hellacious hangover. But she had heard rumors that drinking coffee was good for that sort of thing. So she went over to a quaint little cafe she saw before...and had a few cappuccinos. Or rather, a lot of them. Too many, even.

So leaving the cafe, the common passer-by may notice that LB is being even more giggly than usual. And in addition to that, her body was feeling extremely jittery, as she was not a common coffee drinker at all. But at least that headache was gone! Just don't mind that crazed-looking (yes even more than usual) woman roaming the hallways~]

[Surely the news had spread throughout the entire nexus by now. The one seemingly happy wedded couple in the nexus was no more...Fear had left Laughing Beauty, some rumors even stated that he left her for a certain obnoxious redheaded guard. Whatever the story was, no one, aside from maybe Fear knew what really was going on. But what no one had really bothered to speculate on was the whereabouts of LB herself. And perhaps if she weren't so self-absorbed in the situation, it would hurt her even more.]

[But in either case, she had herself so well hidden, that seemingly no one had suspected that she killed herself after Fear told her that their relationship had nowhere else to go. Thinking that her one shot of happiness was gone, she didn't see any other way to cope with living...and she thought that ending her own life was the solution to quell the pain and suffering she had to endure not only from the fallout of what was essentially a divorce, but also the residual effects of her own guilt of what she had done so many years ago. She was well aware of the three day death rule, but she thought maybe if she wanted it enough and maybe if it was the right thing for her to do, maybe the nexus would take pity on her.]

[So if death only lasted three days in the nexus, you may be asking yourself why there had been no traces of LB anywhere for nine days? It's because she was so desperate for her own death that not only did she attempt to end her existence once, but three times. Three seemed to be the magic number in the nexus, so maybe three deaths was what it took. And at long last, she finally got what she had hoped for. The Laughing Beauty that everyone knew was dead. Gone. Never would be seen again.]

[Or at least that's what she convinced herself. Sarina was no longer a part of the nexus, instead...there was Laughing Octopus. The eight-legged beast which didn't concern itself with matters as trivial as the shell of the person inside it...it controlled the battlefield. The suffering, hurting, and dying of people was a more well-suited concern of a beast such as her! Inside her suit, was the only way she could find comfort from the world around her. She didn't feel overwhelming sadness from looking at her surroundings inside it. There was only laughter.]

[Reunited with her old identity, she's now creeping along the hallways, watching all the people as they pass her by. Anyone underneath will probably notice the cackling filling the halls. Oddly, she's not in a full-out killing mode, like she typically was whenever she wore her suit. However, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't heed caution. She convinced even herself that she's no longer human, and will at least taunt anyone passing her by. Prod her enough though, and she will snap and perhaps take more severe actions.]

[So don't let the laughing fool you, it's as they say...hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned.]

[Still on a quest to find more fun rooms, she comes across a flamboyantly colored door. Naturally, LB is drawn to this door immediately, opening it without hesitation. What she finds inside is a room full of clunky, 3D graphics. Already amused by her surroundings, she laughs to herself quietly as she ran her hand across random objects. But in the center of the room, on a pedestal, stood a very familiar, spherical object.]

Is that...? Heheheh...?

[Entranced, she approached the object, taking it off the stand. Being quite fond of Katamari Damacy, from all the times she holed herself in her room when having bad days (to say the least), she was pretty sure she knew what to do with the ball-like object. So looking around, she rolled it on the ground, where some small pencils lied. As expected, the katamari picked them up immediately, making the mass of it a little larger.]

Heeheeheeeee! This is so cool!

[Delighted with her new toy, she headed for outside the room, feeling even more elated when she was able to go outside the room with it. So looking around the hallway, her body was bent for a little while as she picked up the smaller things she could find among her stroll. After a few minutes though, she was able to stand and roll the katamari. With the devious streak in her coming alive, she headed for an animal room, where she was able to pick up protesting animals, laughing hysterically as she looked at the peculiar shape of her katamari. With it large enough to probably pick up actual people now, LB is currently rolling her katamari along the main hallways, not really paying attention to what was going on as she rolled her meowing collection of things she picked up.]

[You may try to snap her out of her delirious glee, if you so choose, but beware that you could be the next person she picks up!]

[Poor, poor LB just can't seem to stop wandering around in the hallways. However, after stepping outside of her room, she didn't wind up going far. The entire floor seemed to be an ocean...however, LB was still able to breathe under the "water". What the heck was going on?! She knew she was a good swimmer, being born in a seaside village and all, but she certainly wasn't part fish! Or at least she was pretty sure she wasn't.]

Ahahahahaha...what is this....?

[She reached out to touch a passing school of angelfish. She actually didn't mind this...this was kind of nice. Just as long as there weren't any...]

Ha...ahaha...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

[And there it was, floating above her. The hugest octopus she had ever laid eyes on. A common misconception was that LB was just simply afraid of the animal, but that was dead wrong. She used to eat the animal, for crying out loud! She was just merely afraid of the consequences it would bring to her.]

Stay away from me...! Eheheheheh...

[She shook her head, backing away.]

Heeheeheeheehee...Stay away from me!!!

[Clutching her head, she trembled as she waded faster in the water, tripping backwards on a rock.]

STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE! Haaahaahaaahaahaahaaa...



((As stated, this floor is entirely covered in water, and has an ocean setting to it. However, because of the glitch, you'll be able to find yourself oddly able to breathe underwater. Enjoy!))

[After running into an Insanity Room-affected EF (with multiple personalties) and willingly letting herself slip into insanity again, to be able to connect with her husband better, both decided it would be a fine idea to...well, kill every single person in their path. If the nexus and the bastards that lived inside of it wouldn't let the two of them live in peace, everyone deserved death anyways.]

[With her Beast suit on and his stealth camo activated, the two of them are hanging by the ceiling, waiting for some poor soul to walk by~]


((Have fun guys. :| Evil Cobras and B&B's should be safe...maybe. But everyone else should step foot at their own risk. Both are beyond batshit crazy, and simply talking to them is most likely not going to work this time.))

[It's been three days now since this Beauty's fiancee had gone missing. And whenever he went missing for more than a day, pretty much no good came out of it. So understandably with no one even bothering to lie to her about his location, she's gotten herself in a pretty hysterical mood. What if he was trapped in one of those sex rooms again? What if he got himself into another fight? What if he got himself killed?!?!?!?!]

Ahahahahah...eheheheheh...Thomaaas? Heheheheheheh...Thomas?! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheee...

[But LB wouldn't know until she found him herself. So walking down the hallway in a near zombie-like walk (although she's not quite insane enough to do the whole hug and drain life routine right now), she's frantically opening the doors that she passes by, hoping to find Fear in one of them. However, if any people pass her by, you better believe that she's going to stop them to question whether they know anything.]

((For poisonedfear , but open to anyone~))

[Oh, you'd think LB would learn to not wander in as many rooms as she does, considering how long she's been in the nexus. However, as she peered in this particular door, she couldn't help herself! It looked so...cute in there! So with her unable to resist the urge, she walked in, and looked around. To her relief, nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary.]

Hey mom~

[Whipping her head around to look at the child who just spoke, LB could only raise a brow when it seemed that the boy was talking to her.]

Uh...ahahaha...I think you have the wrong person! I'm a little young to be a mom!

[The kid only looked offended, as he shook his head.]

No...you're my mom!

[She gave the kid another weird look, before noticing that the kid had black hair, and orange eyes. Come to think of it, he really looked like...]

Oh my g-...hahahahahahahah...eheheheheheh...heeheeheeheehee...

[She covered her mouth to stop her nervous laughter, before pulling out the radio (that she now knew how to use) and dialing up 143.47. She wondered how the hell she was going to explain this to Fear...]


((Have a kid room, due to encouragement from chat~! If you go into this room, you'll be stuck with a kid that has genetic elements of you and your lover (this includes same sex partners too, this room doesn't care about logic). Don't have a partner? Not to worry! This room doesn't discriminate against single parents! Oh, and you'll be stuck with your sweethearts/brats for three days! So have fun! I'll leave it up to the player to decide the gender and age of their children!))

[LB is currently struggling, as she carries an unconscious (thanks to Other Mother) Fear behind her. If you look closely, you might notice that LB's outfit is covered in some green bloodstains, due to her turning temporarily homicidal on Other Mother (because messing with a mentally unstable girl's boyfriend is not the smartest of ideas). However, the really jarring thing about the two, is the fact that Fear now has a button sewed over one of his sockets. Not quite sure of how the heck one was supposed to reattach an eye back on, she's also carrying the eye that she managed to get Other Mother to spit up.]

Someone...? Anyone...? I need some help, heeheeheeheehee...!