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[So, it has finally come. The day you've all been waiting for. And by "all", I mean Tanya.]

[Once upon a time- May 15th, 1936 to be exact- in a place known as Meridian Idaho, a little blonde girl was created from the rib of man born. ...Ah, but you've read all this before, haven't you? So let's skip the dramatics and get right to the point.]

[The point is that today is EVA's birthday. Once again, you might begin to hear some loud chatter and jazzy party music (Which may occasionally turn into rock music because Tanya wont stop touching the fucking radio) as you walk through the 4th floor hallway. A large sign reading-]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVA!!!

[-Now hangs in this 4th floor hall, beside a wide-open door that leads to the very large pool area. There is booze, there are snacks, and there is one seriously big ass cake on a nearaby table. (Although, no one would object if someone would bring MORE cake, since... well, you know why.]

((There are changing rooms and showers in the back for all who want to swim. Everyone else can just lounge around in one of the lawn chairs, dance, eat, get frisky, whatever you want. Anything goes in an EVA party! Getting all liquored up and/or making an ass of yourself is both allowed and highly encouraged!))

Once upon a time- May 15th, 1936 to be exact- in a place known as Meridian Idaho, a little blonde girl was created from the rib of man born. ...That's pretty much everything known about her past. She's not even sure herself whether her "real" name is her birth name, or the identity of her parents. Nor how the hell she ended up being raised in a Philosopher-run facility. But whatever!

The point is that the one thing EVA does know about herself is that today is her birthday.

You might begin to hear some loud chatter as you walk through the 4th floor hallway. Despite nothing being planned, a few EVA's have run into each other coincidentally and, one way or another, ended up deciding to celebrating together. A large sign reading-

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM/TANYA/EVA/BIG MAMA/MATKA PLUKU"

-Now hangs in this hall. There's loud music coming from one room- the POOL area- in which there is booze, food/snacks, and a very large cake.

((There are changing rooms and showers in the back for all who want to swim. Everyone else can just lounge around in one of the lawn chairs, dance, eat, get frisky, whatever you want. Anything goes in an EVA party!))

((And by the way, I hereby declare that all Big Bosses/Ocelot's who do not attend should get Swine Flu. It goes without saying that ALL EVA's are invited. Kthnx!))