Hasn't been this many EVA's in one place since the noodle room

[let-mama.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time- May 15th, 1936 to be exact- in a place known as Meridian Idaho, a little blonde girl was created from the rib of man born. ...That's pretty much everything known about her past. She's not even sure herself whether her "real" name is her birth name, or the identity of her parents. Nor how the hell she ended up being raised in a Philosopher-run facility. But whatever!

The point is that the one thing EVA does know about herself is that today is her birthday.

You might begin to hear some loud chatter as you walk through the 4th floor hallway. Despite nothing being planned, a few EVA's have run into each other coincidentally and, one way or another, ended up deciding to celebrating together. A large sign reading-

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM/TANYA/EVA/BIG MAMA/MATKA PLUKU"

-Now hangs in this hall. There's loud music coming from one room- the POOL area- in which there is booze, food/snacks, and a very large cake.

((There are changing rooms and showers in the back for all who want to swim. Everyone else can just lounge around in one of the lawn chairs, dance, eat, get frisky, whatever you want. Anything goes in an EVA party!))

((And by the way, I hereby declare that all Big Bosses/Ocelot's who do not attend should get Swine Flu. It goes without saying that ALL EVA's are invited. Kthnx!))

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[let-mama.livejournal.com]

[A now 50 year old Mama dives into the pool in the most extravagant and unnecessary way possible, wearing an even smaller black bikini than usual just to show that she still fucking can.]

[She rises up from beneath the surface, gloriously flinging her wet hair aside]

[snakenbake.livejournal.com]

[Just. Stares. ]

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[Fear admires this. A lot.]

Still got it, I see~

[wantsnoodles.livejournal.com]

[skeevy-cock.livejournal.com]

[snakenbake.livejournal.com]

[Look at that ASS <3]

...







[Insta-nosebleed.]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[A 79 year old cougar is simply lounging around with an alcoholic beverage in hand, watching everyone with a highly amused expression on her face.]

He doesn't want swine flu :c

[systemismine.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot wanders in with some party poppers. He's kind of fed up of cake and pastries now, but he's here to see Mama.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He's not too familiar with the other EVAs, but he does know Big Mama!]

Happy Birthday!

...

[Huuuug]

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

[Tanya, now 15 years old, is off by the stereo system. She dances off by herself, a rather pretty white dress flowing as she does so.]

[She figured that she might as well dress up for the occasion, even if the pool water does look pretty inviting right about now. The girl is really just happy to be another year older.]

[jailbait-guilt.livejournal.com]

[Peeks inside the room. So many people inside! He feels kinda uneasy, but he does go inside. Now he knows it's your birthday, congratulating you is a must.]

[snakehermit.livejournal.com]

[And a Snake who looks overwealmed with the amount of versions of his mother wandering about enters, albeit tentative and sneakily. He swallows thickly, eying that cake...]

[wantsnoodles.livejournal.com]

[EVA taps him on the shoulder] Solid Snake, right~?

[better-disguise.livejournal.com]

[She is most definitely not an EVA. This is why Tatyana is just kind of standing ouside the room, with a bit of a sad expression as she contemplates whether to go in or not...]

[ocelovely.livejournal.com]

[Sneaky old Ocelovely stands near Tatyana, also looking into the room.]

[Scoffs]

UGH~. Can you believe the nerve of those girls? Having a party and not inviting a fashionista like me~

[alphasniperwolf.livejournal.com]

[YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT WOLF IS SO THERE. It didn't matter whether the EVA was young, old, male, female, skinny or fat, he loved all of them, dammit!]

Happy birthday, ladies~

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

Wolf~! [JUMP + CLING]

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[Is here for his Mamas ♥... He didn't get them anything because he's a terrible son.]

Mamas. Happy birthday.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Smiles and waves from her seat] Thank you, dear!

[la-vida-vampo.livejournal.com]

[What's a party without EL VAMPO?]

[wantsnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, it's BBW!EVA's favorite person in the Nexus! She looks to him with a hopeful expression]

[outsideofheaven.livejournal.com]

[A new Big Boss cautiously steps into the room and raises an eyebrow. This Nexus thing is confusing as Hell-- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EVAS HERE AND WHY IS ONE FAT WHAT--]

[wantsnoodles.livejournal.com]

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

[Jane feels that she has to say birthday to all the EVA's, how she's going to do that, she doesn't know.]

Why hasn't she learned to avoid being around EVA's yet?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? An old EVA has "accidentally" bumped poor little Para into to the pool because she's still a dirty old woman and wet t-shirts are cool.]

[notapiratesrsly.livejournal.com]

[JOHN IS IMMUNE TO SWINE FLU YOU SILLY GOOSE.]

[let-mama.livejournal.com]

[Oh, alright. Then he doesn't have to come.]

[BUT IS HE IMMUNE TO BOOBS?]

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

[He stalks in silently to get himself a big piece of cake.]

[wantsnoodles.livejournal.com]

Hello there~

Probably not the EVA you were referring to

[hommealapomme.livejournal.com]

[Leonov wanders in because of curiosity.]

[And stays for the pretty girls/women.]

[better-disguise.livejournal.com]

...Leonov? Would you like some tea?

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[A birthday party for his favorite honeypot spy? Don't mind Pain here, he just has a giant pot of freshly cooked udon for the noodle-loving EVAs. Setting it over here on the table before going to congradulate the birthday women.]

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

Noodles~! [Runs over to get some <3]

[barelylegalboss.livejournal.com]

[Is here to kick ass, offer happy birthday wishes and eat cake.]