Time to go~!

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

After spending hours searching for an exit to the building through the vents, Tanya has found nothing. 
Recently, she's been putting certain things together... It's pretty obvious now, that there are things which no one is bothering to tell her. It all started when the Old Snake blabbed that she would eventually get  "A husband of sorts" and have kids. Then there's how that redhead hinted at an alternate meaning behind her future codename "Big Mama". Then add together the blond kid her boyfriend seems to be caring for... and.... 
The truth is obvious.

In the future, She will marry Ocelot and give birth to The Boss!  PIME TARADOX! 

To say this is unsettling would be an understatement. This is a bit much for a 14 year old to handle right now... TIME TO GO! Before she was careful, and cautious about exploring the building and finding an escape. Now she's feeling more than a little uncomfortable here; Drastic measures must be taken! Young!EVA's on the rooftop right now, putting the finishing touches on a parachutte that she's been making; using the curtains and spare sheets she could find.

((Come one, come all! As the answer to "What would happen if someone were dumb enough to jump off of the roof?" Is answered. You could try to stop the brat if you want, but who'd want to do that?))

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An unexpected guest viewer.

[alicehazel.livejournal.com]

[Though not entirely certain how she arrived to the roof(or one of the roofs anyway), Alice was a bit surprised to see one of the building's occupants leering over the side rail. The wind up here came in patterned 'gusts' like in that one NES game with that guy... what was his name?]

...I suppose the facility has finally driven someone to jump to their doom. How sad.

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

? [Wasn't expecting someone around her age to be here]

....

Drastic times call for drastic measures. I'm breakin out of this place.

[Tightening the ropes] I don't understand how you people can stand living here.

[alicehazel.livejournal.com]

Truthfully, if my mission were completed, I would attempt departure as well. However, my methods wouldn't be as drastic.

[Turns away, heading back to the service elevator, with the hopes of making it to the 15th floor lounge; her original destination before getting rerouted here. Just as Alice was about to hit the call button, she stopped and look back to Tanya.]

...By the way, most people attempting a base jump... or any kind of aerial descent do pack a spare parachute. Happy landings to you either way.

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

...Thanks.

[Putting the final touches on her parachute]

*sighs* I guess you're right, but... I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Bye.

[snipergrandpa.livejournal.com]

[An ancient man wanders in. He speaks slowly and deliberately.]

Come away from that edge, young girl. It is not yet the end for you.

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

!? [GODDAMN HE'S OLD.]

....I'm not trying to kill myself. [Looking over the edge] Admittedly, I really have no idea what's gonna happen, though.

I should be fine, as long as the 'chutte holds together.

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Have a moderately concerned ghost!]

Er, hello again miss. What exactly are you intending to do with that...crudely constructed parachute?

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

I'm jumping. Duh.

[sighs] ....This place.... is a bit much for me to handle.

[Tightening the ropes] The parachute should be fine. I think.

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear.]

Has something upset you? I realize it can be a bit difficult to adjust at first, but most of the...tenants seem to be coping well enough.

[...by finding someone to have sex with, but still...]

I mean, I've made several new friends here, and have had the chance to reconnect with old friends and my family. [Which he's thus far blown spectacularly, but still...]

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

[stills for a moment]

....I just.... feel uncomfortable.

There are only 2 or 3 people here I'd say that I "connect" with, and...

Things have gotten awkward. I learned some things, ...about my future. It's just a bit much.

CONFUSION TIME!

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

Well...all things, with time...

[pauses to adjust his glasses, sliding down the bridge of his nose. Reassuring mode: On!]

Oh. Ah. Well...I mean, I know may seem bleak at first glance, but...those boys all seem fairly decent, from the versions of them I've met, anyway. And perhaps, someday, they'll come to see their surrogate mother as something more. Anyway, from what I've heard, you'll do many things for the world in your life, working against the Patriots and such; I think you should be proud of what you'll someday accomplish.

D:

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

B- BOYS??? It's not just that girl!? JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY KIDS AM I HAVING??? I know Adam's a seduction agent too, but damn! Hasn't he heard of protection!?!?

Fighting against WHO?

What do you mean, "surro- [Shakes her head] N- nevermind! Just... don't tell me any more.

[Walks over to the edge] Maybe once I leave I'll forget everything that happened here...

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Uh, oops, maybe he said too much?]

Girl? The older you never mentioned a girl - I don't see how you could clone one from- [What?!] I'm...fairly sure my son isn't a seduction agent... Er, haven't asked him though.

[Forget the nexus? A sobering thought...] Well, er, perhaps... Ah, good luck then, I suppose?

[The Sorrow peers over the edge of the building with a frown. Who knows, she might actually make it-]

Wait. Is- are you sure that parachute is going to deploy properly, so close to a building?

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

[Just stares at him for a moment]

..... So I'm your daughter-in-law, then? [Shrugs]

Nope. I'm not sure at all. [Tightens the ropes around herself and walks to the edge]

..But I'm ready to find out.

[smiles, a little nervously] I guess this is "Goodybe", old man.

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Bwuh?]

Daughter-in-law? Nnno, I, ah- most of the Adams I've met are, well, not the marrying sort. Except the one that's marrying that nice young man Adrian.

Well, then... good luck. Perhaps, if you manage to escape, others will follow.

[He's only 43! That's not old!]

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

Hell, me either. I don't even want kids. I just go by what I'm told.

[Sighs, hopping over the rail, still holding on]

1...2....

.....3! [Jumps!]

(Anyone looking should see her floating down for a while, a little faster than intended. Then suddenly there's a bright flash of light, a loud ZAP! Sound, and then- Nothing.)



...(For now)

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[The Sorrow looks on in shock. Did she make it, or is she-?]

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Wha-! Wait, I don't think that's a good idea!

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

...Got a better one? I've tried everything I could think of.

[secretjailbait.livejournal.com]

Well no, but what if there's a reason there aren't any exits to the building? There could be man eating monsters or worse waiting down there for somebody to try this.

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

.....I appreciate the concern, but I can't stay here any more.

[Walks over to the edge and peers over]

I admit, it is kinda scary. But....

[Fastens the ropes around herself tightly]

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible idea. Come away from the edge. I haven't personally mind fucked you enough yet.

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

O- oh, uh... Hi, Adam.

...Sorry, but I'm running out of ideas.

I just can't stand being here any more....

[Tightening the ropes around herself now]

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hm? Why is this so awful? I'm pretty content here.
[smiiiiiile]

Are you bored?

[totallytanya.livejournal.com]

[sighs]

...You don't have to hide it anymore.

I know about my future now, and... it's just a bit much.