This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

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[ivanbrannigan.livejournal.com]

[What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame... does it have a name.... yeeeeees....

CUTTING!

EVERYTHING IN HERE HE'S CUTTING! THE WALLS, THE MELONS AND PEOPLE'S CLOTHING! Ok, I'm done with the bad parody...]

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST.

I DO BELIEVE THAT IT WILL LAST.

AND WE WILL BE CUTTING, CUTTING THINGS THE *The narrator has been shot for fear of letting song parodies get out of hand*]

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

...

[Approach with care, he might cut anything that comes near him...]

Cut, cut, all cut away...

[Slice. There's a table cut in two...]

They cut, cut and they cut and now I cut too... a vicious, vicious circle...

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

...

[She's seen cyborgs before, but this one was... odd. She stays away from him as she tries to figure out just who he was, while observing his technique. She was trained in guns, not swords, dangit!]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[Talib tosses his new knife in the air and catches it lazily as he eyes the room.]

[Oh yes...]

[This could be fun!]

[stepsonballs.livejournal.com]

[Cunningham had been looking for a way to vent. This room provided it. Casually, he approached the strange man. His metal foot flashed out, striking him in the back of the knees and bringing him down.]

[Smirk.]

[]

[...and off he goes.]

1/3

[roarofthunder.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, a stranger!]

[greatdisguise.livejournal.com]

[A man peers in through the door.]

You should be wearing a hat, young man. Even indoors, they prevent too much heat loss and this room is pretty cold. Don't cut it.

[He drops a hat (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4615/219905349524.jpg) on Talib's head and zips off.]

[bitin-ur-ankles.livejournal.com]

[Jumps around his legs excitedly.]

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't care if her new sword is covered in watermelon juice, she still grabs it on impulse when she sees Talib again.]

[moekov.livejournal.com]

...

[Must...cut hair.]

/Highest Bidder!/

[Hey look he still has boobs.]

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

[He's slumped against the wall nearby, watching the parade of lunatics.]

...over and over. You never get to rest, rest... Always people, people coming after, after, again and again...

[nomorelightning.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, swords.]

...

[:3]

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Solidus likes this room, baby~.]

[This is fun~.]

[Like father, like son...]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Enjoying yourself, brother?

[moekov.livejournal.com]

...

[Trying to cut your hair without you noticing.]

[worldpresident.livejournal.com]

[Solidus Snake, World President and master of four swords, stalks the room, slicing and dicing with a sword in each hand and Arm.]

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[She stops when she sees a little kid out in the middle of all this. She should know better then to be surprised, but she still goes to at least make sure he knows what he's doing.]

[Aaaaand she backs away when she sees the robotic arms. That's about all the proof she needs.]

I'D STAY LONGER IF IT WASN'T FOUR AM BUT THIS WILL DO FOR NOW

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

[]

Why the hell won't these damn things break?!

[moekov.livejournal.com]

You...need a cut of hair, yes?

[He has the strangest urge to cut everybody's hair.]

[deadcellsk8r.livejournal.com]

[Because it's been a few hours and no one else has done it. . . FATMAN coasts in. Stops. CUTS the cheese. Skates out. Enjoy those noxious burrito and wine fumes. It only gets worse from here as the actual detonation time nears...]

...i had to. shut up. :D

[coolantmaster.livejournal.com]

[Wow, he doesn't feel different at all! And look, watermelons!]

[Shoop doop doop cutting up watermelons with his sword now. Om nom nom. Pretty tasty~]

[worldpresident.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind the mini-Snake Arms holding swords out of the corner of your eye. Solidus is just having fun carving up his own watermelons~]

[moekov.livejournal.com]

[Ivan picks up a sword and...starts cutting his hair.]

The hair grew so long...

[ocelotocelot.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot spotted a tree, and pulled out his knife. Walking over to it he cut in a giant heart, and then "A + J" in the center.]

[AND THEN HE RUNS OFF BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES. FEEL FREE TO NOTICE.]

[nomorenanos.livejournal.com]

[So many things to cut, so many people to cut, if it's there it should be cut]

[worldpresident.livejournal.com]

[ZOOOM]

[That was what looked like a miniature version of your old boss running past you, holding a sword for each hand and Arm~]

1/2

[dontshakeplz.livejournal.com]

[Rose takes the sword in hand. She can feel the power... the sheer unyielding urge to CUT everything.... She grips the sword, appreciating the heft of it. Spotting her target, she swings the sword down-]

2/2

[dontshakeplz.livejournal.com]

[And starts dicing some fruits, she's going to make some awesome fruit salad. WITH A SWORD 8D]

1/4

[stoicism.livejournal.com]

[I'm a kniiiiife...]

2/4

[stoicism.livejournal.com]

[Knifin' arooooound....]