http://thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2010-06-14 10:36 pm
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This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

[Collect the set! Trade with your friends and don't forget to send off their tokens for a gift!]

[identity profile] theunrulyone.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't tell anyone.

...Raikov? [He hoped it wasn't the one he ripped the arm off, because that would be embarassing.]

[identity profile] breakuliquid.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, a young one who tends to wear dresses and enjoys cooking.

[identity profile] theunrulyone.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...not the one I know, know then. That's good.

[identity profile] breakuliquid.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tilts his head curiously.]

"That's good"? You have had problems with one?

[identity profile] theunrulyone.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't remember, remember... but he did something... and I snap, snapped... and took his arm off.

[He sounded thoughtful.]

[identity profile] breakuliquid.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...I've met that one. He has a robotic hand now. He used it to rip my own hand off when he and the other one tortured me to death.

[He sounds thoughtful as well. It explains why the idiot hadn't looked too happy about his own actions.]

[identity profile] theunrulyone.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so, so afraid... yet he forgives. Silly, silly boy.