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[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

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That's right~

[He grins, showing off his fangs. Normally Vamp is not a fan of children, but... it's Solidus. That makes him like the kid straight off.]

You first hired me when you were president, yes. How old are you now?

That's so cool! Dad's kinda scared of vampires, but I'm not! Do you really drink blood?

[He looks at the fangs excitedly.]

'M nine right now, like Solid and Liquid, except they're older than me by a few months.

[...Big Boss is afraid of vampires? Heh.]

Yes I do. But unlike the vampires you've probably heard of, I can go out in the sun and I do have a reflection~

[Huh, he didn't think Solidus grew up with the other Snakes...]

I see. And how do you like this place? I assume someone is looking after you?

Yeah, my Dad's here, and Solid and Liquid, too! I still have to share a room like I did at home though...Except Dad says if I infiltrate someplace and take a picture and swipe something I can earn my own room!

Do you know anyplace to infiltrate around here?

...That was unwise of him. This place is crawling with dangerous people, you could find yourself in serious trouble if you tried to sneak into the wrong place.

[Once again, he wouldn't care at all if this wasn't Solidus.]

Did he say you needed to do this alone?

He said I could have a support team and I said Solid and Liquid could help, but then he said Solid might be able to do it, but Liquid and I would fail...

So I'm gonna do it by myself, because I told him I could. Besides, if I asked someone else for help Daddy might decide it's cheating and I wouldn't get my own room anyway.

[He looks rather disgusted at that.]

You and Liquid grow to be much better men than that one. Of course you could do it.

[Who is this Big Boss that says otherwise? Maybe he needs to have a chat with him...]

Really? I've met a big me and a few big Liquids and even some big Hals, but I haven't met a big Solid yet.

[He looks a little confused.]

"That one"? You're talking about Solid, right? What do you mean? He's Dad's favorite and all, but he helps us try to get to the cookies, and when Liquid broke something of Dad's he helped him hide so he wouldn't get belted.

He's a good brother, even when he calls me "Suckidus". I usually punch him for that.

...

[Something seems awfully strange here. Something... but what?]

Well... I suppose that's fine as long as you're happy.

[He can refrain from telling him how he'll absolutely hate his brother when he's older.]

I still need to find a base to sneak into, though. Solid snores and Liquid teases me about sleeping with my Snake Arms on. It'd be nice to have my own room.

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