This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

Comments

[moekov.livejournal.com]

...Multiple orgasms?

[You have Ivan's attention. He stares up at Talib with wide eyes.]

...

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it varies from woman to woman. Some can and some can't. It's because their bodies are different than ours; orgasms are more drawn-out, as well.

[Looks back at him.]

...What? Didn't you know?

[moekov.livejournal.com]

...it is no fair, that they can do that...

[Ivan shifted awkwardly, thinking.]

...No, I did not. [Another shift.]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[Talib knows what you're thinking, Ivan. He's being a dick about it and making you ask, though.]

Well, It does take a lot of work to reach that orgasm. It's not easy and oftentimes the woman's partner isn't able to please her properly. Both male and female bodies have advantages and disadvantages.

[moekov.livejournal.com]

I understand, but I do not care for them. Anyway, you have bought me, yes? Why have you not "fucked" me?

[Ivan's going to ask indirectly. Take that!]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

I told you before...I did not buy you to fuck you. I would not mind that pleasure, but you would have to initiate it. I do not force sex when I am not intent on torturing the other person.

[moekov.livejournal.com]

...Hmph.

[He crossed his arms, thinking.]

I...you have been good to me, yes? If you want to...I will let you.

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[He smirks, moving closer to rest a hand on Ivan's hip while he whispers in his ear.]

Are you asking me to show you what I can do to your woman's body~?

[moekov.livejournal.com]

[Ivan shuddered, squiked.]

Do not call it that...it has me want to change my choice.

...but yes.

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles and bends down to kiss Ivan's neck, teeth grazing over his pulse point as he leads the other to a convenient room~]