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fissionmailed2010-06-14 10:36 pm
thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com) wrote in fissionmailed2010-06-14 10:36 pm
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This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly
[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.
However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:
Watermelons. And they looked perfect.
Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.
She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]
((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))
However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:
Watermelons. And they looked perfect.
Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.
She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]
((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))
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You are to cut it yet?
[Droooool.]
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[Ivan steals a piece that falls off and starts to munch and nom.]
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[Once he's found it he SLICES AND DICES IT in the most clumsy, dangerous manner possible. It's like he was doing it on purpose.]
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What the hell are you doing?!
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[He sits on the table, covered in watermelon juice, nomming away as if nothing happened.]