This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

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[moekov.livejournal.com]

[Ivan squeaked, freezing in place.]

I-I have cut it before, I was only to cut a little, yes? It is to be more ne...neat. The room it has g-giving me that feeling, I think.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with my hair and you do not cut people's hair without permission. If you'd done that to Liquid you would have gotten a bullet in your throat and probably lost your balls before you did.

[Without warning, he carried him over to the door and dumped him outside of it, standing in the doorway.]

[moekov.livejournal.com]

[Undignified, Ivan glowered up at Solidus from his newfound spot on the floor.]

I do not like you.

[He stood up, brushing off his clothes and storming away.]

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

[Good, because Solidus dislikes you too, little bratty not-Jack.]