This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

Comments

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

No... not for a long time. A little me patched me up enough for me to get by, so I left. I just rest wherever I find myself tired now.

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

Would you like to rest at my home, Raiden? I already share it with several others...

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

...really? I wouldn't be a problem. I can just sleep on the floor, floor.

[Smiiiiiiile.]

I would like that!

[Good Lord he's collecting the crazies.]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

I would like that as well, but it will be easy enough to find you your own room...

[Gives the location.]

Do not tell anyone where the place is, though. I have many enemies and I would not want them to harm my son, who also lives there.

Ah, I also house a Solid Snake, though he comes and goes as he pleases, and an Ivan Raikov, as well as my son Faruq and his bodyguard, the female Fear.

[Collect the set! Trade with your friends and don't forget to send off their tokens for a gift!]

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

I won't tell anyone.

...Raikov? [He hoped it wasn't the one he ripped the arm off, because that would be embarassing.]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

Yes, a young one who tends to wear dresses and enjoys cooking.

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

...not the one I know, know then. That's good.

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[Tilts his head curiously.]

"That's good"? You have had problems with one?

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

I can't remember, remember... but he did something... and I snap, snapped... and took his arm off.

[He sounded thoughtful.]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

Oh...I've met that one. He has a robotic hand now. He used it to rip my own hand off when he and the other one tortured me to death.

[He sounds thoughtful as well. It explains why the idiot hadn't looked too happy about his own actions.]

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

He's so, so afraid... yet he forgives. Silly, silly boy.