This joke is going to get run into the ground pretty quickly

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't have a lot of luck trying to protect the people here, and even her latest little scheme was being ground to a halt just because the building was too large to find anyone. She wouldn't give up though, and she was looking through the rooms desperately.

However, she eventually started to get hungry, and one room had something particularly delicious:

Watermelons. And they looked perfect.

Well, there was nothing wrong with taking a little break, right? She went over to see if there were any watermelons that were already cut, but to no avail. All she found were watermelons, and those stupid swords that anime fans always liked to carry around. What were they called? Katanas? Yea, katanas.

She could have just left and resumed her mission, but she really wanted those melons. She would have to cut them. She MUST cut them.]

((OOC: Anyone who walks into this room will feel the strange urge to CUT THINGS. Likewise, EVERYTHING can be CUT. They can CUT THEIR WRISTS, they can CUT THE GRASS, they can CUT WATERMELON, CUT THE SCENERY, and they can even CUT UP PEOPLE.))

Comments

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Oh believe me, I remember. I also remember you failing to shoot down one man on foot and two people in a helicopter while in a bloody Harrier.

[...He was just jealous he never got to fly it.]

But oh, well. Hardly matters.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

...

[Twitch.]

VAMP was flying the damn thing, don't blame me for that.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

[Snerrrrrk.]

Nothing personal, but he did something of a shit job at it.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

In those circumstances, can you blame him?

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

I suppose not.



...shame, really. I'd have liked to pilot it myself.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

...ah, yes, your obsession with things like that. I'm surprised you haven't asked Otacon to build you one yet.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

It's not an obsession! I happen to like piloting things!

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

Is that so? [Smiiiiirk.]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[:|]

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

If you say so, big brother~...

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

...Just shut up and show me how to use your overgrown kitchen knife.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

[Smiiiirk.]

Of course, Brother. And it has a name, you know.

[He carefully adjusts Liquid's grip on it.]

The key is something you're very good at, Brother. Balance~. The weight of the blade tends to throw off the users - they forget to calculate for the imbalance of it, when in truth they should be preventing it from becoming imbalanced in the first place. Like how a person untrained in all those acrobatics you guys do would fall over straight away, yet you have no problems with it. Use it as an extension of your arm, rather than a tool, or a weapon.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

...Simple enough, I suppose. I like to think I'm adaptable at least.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

Of course, brother. You're one of the greatest soldiers I know.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Naturally. I'm the greatest there is.

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

Of course you are.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Now, let's see...what can I use this oversized kitchen knife on?

[viscous-serpent.livejournal.com]

"Kitchen knife"...

[He scoffed.]

Whatever you like.