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vermoncataffy.livejournal.comAnd may I say how nice it is to finally be recognized as official! Zanzibar is now at last within my reach!
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vermoncataffy.livejournal.com[Returning to his Secret HeadquartersTM on the third floor, a fairly modest apartment he presently shares with his trusty battle scorpion, Muffy, COL. VERMON J.R. CATAFFY III, ESQ., THE MOST FEARED TERRORIST IN THE FREE WORLD, invites his New Friend in to sample his fine wine collection.
Though presently a little meager in this form as an Irish Ket Sidhe (fairy cat), and suffering from a burnt nose due to cigar lighting malfunction, CATaffy is pleased to show Jack Rabbit his headquarters. Also, his merlot.
Door-locking is a bit beyond acat AMAZINGLY FEROCIOUS MYTHICAL FELINE OF IMMENSE POWER, however, so whether their animal forays into wine-sampling will go uninterrupted is a matter for the community at large.]
mrrowww...
[Now if only he can get this blasted thing uncorked.]
Though presently a little meager in this form as an Irish Ket Sidhe (fairy cat), and suffering from a burnt nose due to cigar lighting malfunction, CATaffy is pleased to show Jack Rabbit his headquarters. Also, his merlot.
Door-locking is a bit beyond a
mrrowww...
[Now if only he can get this blasted thing uncorked.]
ATTENTION, GENTLEMEN.
Jan. 13th, 2009 08:15 pmvermoncataffy.livejournal.com[After creating an ingenious diversion befitting the brilliant mind of the most feared terrorist of the modern world, COLONEL VERMON CATAFFY manages to briefly hijack the building intercom.]
"This is a formal declaration. I, Vermon J.R. CaTaffy III, do hereby call out any and all so-called BIG BOSSES to come and defend their rank and name. No longer will you claim authorship to my majestic Outer Heaven and other accomplishments. Meet me in the ninth floor Meeting Hall or prepare to forfeit your name to ME, VERMON CATAFFY, THE ONE AND ONLY BIG BOSS.
That is all."
"This is a formal declaration. I, Vermon J.R. CaTaffy III, do hereby call out any and all so-called BIG BOSSES to come and defend their rank and name. No longer will you claim authorship to my majestic Outer Heaven and other accomplishments. Meet me in the ninth floor Meeting Hall or prepare to forfeit your name to ME, VERMON CATAFFY, THE ONE AND ONLY BIG BOSS.
That is all."
IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG.
Jan. 12th, 2009 01:54 pmvermoncataffy.livejournal.com[From the shadows, where he had been hiding until just the right moment (in this case, 19 years), COLONEL VERMON CATAFFY III, ESQUIRE appears.]
I have come for a man by the name of Halley. Alternatively, any of the several men who I believe have been impersonating me.
Step forth, and let us finish this like jungle predators.
I have come for a man by the name of Halley. Alternatively, any of the several men who I believe have been impersonating me.
Step forth, and let us finish this like jungle predators.