[identity profile] oldbeast.livejournal.com
[American Declaration of Independence was the most patriotic days of the year. It was a day to celebrate being American - to celebrate being independent from the governing forces of the British.]

[Americans celebrated this holiday as a mark of their independence from oppressive governments and monarchies. But it was truly a farce - at least for Snake. Despite his cynical attitude towards his country, he found himself up on the roof of the Nexus with a beer in his hand as various meat products were being cooked up on the grill. Gaudy decorations litter the roof, and in the center of the roof is a table with a large tier cake, similarly decorated with the signature red, white and blue.]




[Snake couldn't help but be bitterly amused by it all.]

((ooc: In true Nexus fashion, July 4th celebrations are being held up on the roof. Come for the fireworks, the food or the booze.))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[Nearly a year and five months later, United States Marine Corps Corporal Simon Barton found himself still here in the nexus. Still amongst the motley bunch of soldiers, spies, officials, children, and ... well, robots of all shapes and sizes. Vivid in almost every sense of the word, it would take a bit much to stand out in this crowd. And maybe that's why he's in the first floor lobby, doing just that.

To establish an identity amongst the masses.

To be remembered within those of this enclosed societal simulation.

And most of all...


...to stand buck-ass nekkid with his arms wide open. Just what in the hell was the reason for this stunt? Only the wangdangulous one knew.]
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[The main lobby was quiet. No weird GA-KO toys strewn about. No Zombies. And certainly no haplessly discarded bottles & cans of FISSIONBRÄU. However, there was an odd "dust-devil" swirl of wind that seemed to pick up into a full fledged gust. Wicked bolts of electrical discharge seemed to be concentrated near its center. And then...
...he reappeared.
Half knelt and completely naked.
THE PATRIOTSSomeone saw fit to resurrect this Marine from bio-hazard death almost a month later.]

Jeez, it's cold in here! [The corporal clutches himself in an effort of warmth!]



((Happy birthday to the United States Marine Corps! 235 Years of Outstanding Service!
FM's decided to award the day by 'rezzing' one of its own devil dogs. FMers, feel free to point out that he's reappeared. Naked, too.
...Jeebus, I should sleep. LOL))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[The building hasn't seen much of this particular pantsless soldier around. In fact, he's been "lying" low after the whole spa fiasco months ago. Rosemary probably didn't want him as a bodyguard(and if he had known all that happened to her in his absence, he'd be fired anyway!), and Grace never seemed to be in the apartment the same time as he was lately. The marine trodded around the hallways, simply adventuring into various theme rooms and lounges just for the hell of it. Plus, it was a good way to dodge the Commandant and his emotionally-charged railgun toting daughter! What a mess that family was... but at least the daughter had curves all in the right places! Cute hair too, kinda similar to the woman ahead in the hall. While his distance from the female left her as a silhouette in the rather dim lit corridor; the short skirted, shapely physique was easy on the eyes. Even better, she seemed to have some object grasped in her left hand while she staggered onward, bumping into an adjacent wall every-other-step. A smirk overcame him.] ...hah, she's drunk. Which means this chick's a party girl! I can't just leave her by her lonesome, though...

*ahem!*
[Rolling up his sleeves in an effort to show off more muscle look presentable, the soldier strolled up to the woman with his own cool swagger. A brawny arm was thrown over the figure's shoulders, for added alluring effect! But before he could even throw in a crafty "wangdangulous" comment in introduction, the woman slumped onto him in a lazy "snuggle" of sorts... embracing a slobbered "kiss" on his neck!]

W-whoa-ho-ho-whoa! [He grinned at how quick this worked out! Especially since the woman didn't seem to mind his hand taking an overly friendly grope grasp caress upon her hindquarters under her skirt! This guy works fast, but this woman had some pretty questionably seductive moves of her own! As her legs arose to a cling around his waist, the corporal felt a scrape of "sharper than normal" teeth upon his neck! Not in a seductive manner like that gothy Vampire woman he met, but... actually *painful*! Simon attempted to nudge her back, but those crafty legs kept firm around his hips! As he stumbled around in desperation, the woman was forcibly banged in a clumsy slip of the heel against the opposing wall's mounted extinguisher... and fell to the floor in an unmoving heap. The soldier stumbled backward to the otherside, clutching his neck in panic.]

...what the...!? Ohshitohshitohshitttt... I think I knocked her unconscious by accident! [A boot tip tapped against the fallen body's shoulder gently, with no response.] Augh... damnit, she's really out cold! [He wiped a bit more blood and saliva from his neck, flinging it off to the side.]

This is not happening... this is NOT happening... [sighs] Okay, okay... wait here, alright? I'm gonna seek help, or at least a first-aid kit, okay? Don't try to... move. [facepalm. "She's already out cold, stupid. She ain't moving anytime soon."]

[In an uncharacteristic act of unperverted chivalry for him as of late, the soldier headed down the hall quickly to find help. And maybe some rubbing alcohol to disinfect a suddenly "itchy hickey" on his neck...]


((The pantless one is scrambling down the hallway looking for medical supplies or a doctor. If you encounter him, feel free to assist, notice his 'hickey', or even comment on why he's still pantsless! Yay, boredom resolved!))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
FEMMES SANS CULOTTES!With the recent call for leadership, one man has tossed his name into the hat... readied to proudly serve those in need. Especially the residents of female gender! But with such willingness, surely he has some kind of need... an ulterior motive of sorts, right? Of course! No politician is without one, and our hero is no different!
His goals:
LIBERATE!
People, more directly-- women, of the building should not confirm to the totalitarian dictatorship of underwear! Ladies should stand tall and be commando! Feel the cool breeze in your 'nethers? That's not a United States Marine Corporal with a jumbo electric fan blowing vented air up your skirt! That's FREEDOM! AND DAMNIT, YOU LOVE THE ABILITY TO BE FREE! YOU WERE BORN THAT WAY! LIVE THAT WAY!
UNITE!
For far too long, the local women have socialized and mentioned coming together as one, but without any clear guideline or purpose, they remain separated. Well, as an infamous song mentioned... "When heavens divide... And for you, only you I would give anything... Leaving a trace for love to find a way... When heavens divide!" While none of that makes any damn sense, perhaps uniting for not only the purpose of a panty-free life will somehow draw forth an answer!
PROFIT!
A combined force for benevolent, sans culottes ideals cannot last long without funding. But fret not, Ladies! Watch as money... cash money, not chump change, will somehow find its way into your possession! Even the men in your lives will somehow find themselves with hours of vigor and an ear-to-ear smile for the entire day! Everyone wins.........


...but only if you make the right choice!

DOWN WITH PANTIES!
UP WITH FREEDOM!
FEMMES SANS CULOTTES FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW!
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[Some people rest in a "pharaoh"-like position. Others upon their chest. Heck, some even lie sprawled out like they fell from a building.
The latter wasn't too far from depiction of our hero. You see, this particular "gentleman" was left "squiggled out" upon his back on the floor, completely pantsless naked and muttering incoherently in his sleep. Had it not been for a sudden fall of a pillow from the dormitory bed's mattress, he might have finished that dream about wandering in a ghost town looking for a poor little injured girl that he rescued. Maybe another time....... For now, he had to figure out why there was a passed out woman's leg sticking out from beneath the sheets of his bed. It wasn't paled like the sleek black haired woman... and considering how things went at the spa, he doubted it could've been any of the women there. So that just leaves...]

Peanut Butter Girl---errr, Grace!! [facepalms!] ...wow... we... I...

hmm.......


((for [livejournal.com profile] just_a_tuna; but codec calls welcome, haha.))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[Having spent the majority of his time since running into his commanding officer in search of clothes and a laundromat, the corporal threw his hands in the air and waved them like he just didn't care over the situation. Deciding to simply ditch the "quest", he took a sharp turn left and opened the first door available to yet another one of the nexus' rooms.
Instead of finding somekind of wicked torture room or a candyland of sorts... it looked similar to a grade school confiscation closet, filled to the brim with lost items and obtained gear. A pretty nice haul too, the amount of swag had infamous possibilities. One item in particular caught his eye instantly: A sneaking suit with a LBV(load bearing vest) complete with stealthy tools, and night vision goggles; most likely left behind from the crossover ages ago.
Closing the door behind him quickly, he suited up and smirked beneath the mask. There were more hijinks to commit now, thanks to the aid of his new apparel. As he exited the closet, he realized his first stop... The womens' sauna and spa rooms! There were rafters perfect to descend from and shower halls to peep upon!
So folks, if you happen to "see" a silhouette snickering and cavorting about, hiding poorly behind potted plants or furniture, it's probably him. Of course, if your room is unattended, expect underwear cabinets to be pilfered and or photos to be snapped!]



((So Wangdangulous is on the prowl. Feel free to join or stop him. It wouldn't be hard to catch up to him, he's not exactly a Cyborg Ninja when it comes to stealth.))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[So... if anyone happens to wander the 17th floor, they would immediately notice a rather colourful display of GREEN-anything and everything... everywhere. From haphazardly painted walls and elevators, to varying shades of GREEN posters, streamers, and pictures of festive items & personas. The lobby was literally turned into an authentic Irish pub and eatery! The "good host" even left a long picnic table spread of various Irish cuisine, treats, and beverages to enjoy! Is that a ring of beer kegs surrounding a pot of gold? It is!

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Even the three main GREEN room doors were properly "labeled" with the various effects that would be caused by them:
1) THE LEPRECHAUN ROOM. Male or female, once you enter, your character is turned into either the pot o'gold loving, "Mini-Me" sized tricksters complete with full suit and hat... or Lucky from Lucky Charms. No matter which form you take on, you'll need to horde your money/gold, items, or cereal from the "normal" folks around the building for 48 hours(real time).

2) THE IRISH SPRING ROOM. It's a nice waterfall-provided, slightly-geothermic heated basin beside a lovely verdant glade. There's a pile of rocks to the left, where you just might be peeped upon by THE PATRIOTS others, but the lovely feeling of relaxation and the wonderful smell might be worth it.

3) DRINKIN, DRINKIN, DRINKIN, FIGHT! ROOM. It was bound to happen. One Guinness too many. One shot of Jameson/Baileys. Or a combined effort of the two done entirely too much. Suddenly, someone's thinking you're better than them. Or they looked at you wrong. Perhaps even worse -- they looked AND touched on your mate! Yep, it's a brawl room! Get to kickin' some ass or get your ass kicked!


So with all of that mentioned, where exactly was the 'Wangdangulous-one' himself? Seated at the bar, eating a bowl of Irish Stew and quaffing a pint of Guinness to wash it down. So enjoy the festivities for now... 'cause tomorrow is National Hangover Day after all.]


Sláinte!

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((Happy St. Patrick's Day, Everyone! ;D Enjoy it safely, iRL-wise.))
[identity profile] outofuniform.livejournal.com
[Imagine if you will, a normal guy in his late twenties - enlisted and leading a rather uneventful life in the United States Marine Corps as a Corporal until recently. With transfer papers for a top secret deployment upon the USS Discovery, things were looking up. Finally, he might see some action. . . And not like the odd transfer to the far east where he and his buddies got a bit tipsy on rice wine and hit the red light district down-right-fierce; shoryu-ken style.
But life has a way of playing cruel crappy tricks now and then. And today was no exception. Waking up after a 24-hour watch duty and a few drinks afterward in gear that could be best described as "The Gordon's Fisherman" to keep civilians from being suspicious; he was yanked out of bed by his crew member to attend some blabbermouth Marine Commandant's speech about an overpriced toy. To make matters worse, he arrived half dressed and still somewhat dazed. Dirty looks were given by fellow personnel for his lax dress standard, but since he wasn't directly in front... it didn't matter.
As the commanding officer droned off about "Shadows & Moses", this 'normal guy' dozed off - awaking here in the Nexus. Figuring it for some lame duck trick, he deviously decided to play one of his own on his cohorts... with the aid of the main lobby broom closet, and a quickly cut hole(yay for drills?)... roughly 3½ inches in diameter at crotch level. The malicious soldier stepped into the broom closet, dropped any remaining apparel off of his person, and... well, readied himself to be pushed right-on through eventually. Sure, he thought about the serious trouble this could cause; but this was payback. This was for comedy.]
This'll teach those bastards for leaving me in that freaky hotel room in Thailand... Let's see how they like a little Glorified Action!


((OOC: For those characters approaching by, they would find a locked broom closet door with an odd "mid-level hole" adjacent to the main lobby. Obviously, the 'surprise' will appear when someone(namely an adult)passes by.))

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