FissionMailed

[Gary has found something... interesting. And the best part is that he didn't need to dig through your trash to find it this time!]

[That's because it was on the internet. Lord knows how he managed to stumble upon the site but Gary has found LJ's Metal Gear Kink Meme. His interest is piqued.]

Hnh.... I think I get it now.

The Nexus is like a giant ant-farm.. and we're the ants. Our "owners"- Whoever they may be- are using an unseen hand of sorts to try and get all of us ants to have sex, by placing us in awkward situations and sexually-themed rooms.

....

[The man laughs] Heheh, yeah right...

((OOC: While in the internet cafe, Gary has come pretty close to shattering the 4th wall. Instead he has laughed off one of the only personal theories of his with some semblance of validity. Still- He sent the address of the Kink Meme to every computer in the cafe out of boredom. Will your character like what they read?))

((Oh; Ignore the journalist's bruised face. He has almost completely forgotten about the broken nose, busted lip, and cracked ribs he's gotten from a fight with Gray Fox about 2 weeks ago himself.))

[Pay no attention to the man digging through the trash bin just outside your room.]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna silently stalking you, from the shadows.]

[Do you notice?]