EMERGENCY GLOBAL TRANSMISSION [141.12]

[push-my-glasses.livejournal.com]

[Immediately after this]

[a frantic sobbing!Otacon is frantic and sobbing]
Someone, please help! Snake-- Jack-- I can't reach him, and I think he shot himself--

Someone, please..! Come to the house!! Help!

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Transmission has since ended. Crisis averted!

[[ooc: After a lot of hemming and hawing, Saph and I decided that it'd be best if BB was really alive after all. We're writing an OOC post to explain everything, so hang tight.]]

Hmmm.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[is actually holding Kojima captive right now because nobody is allowed to find out the truth about him.]

[and suddenly, thinks, 'Hey, you could use that to your advantage.' What a sly bastard you are, Jack.]


Hmph. [back turned to a tied up Kojima in a dark room, has his hands crossed on his back.]

I have a list of demands here, Kojima-san. Listen closely, your life might depend on them.

First, and this has highest priority: My death in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is to be retconned, IMMEDIATELY after you return to your own world. I never died because of a makeshift flamethrower consisting of a can of hairspray and a lighter. I don't care how you do it, but I want an appropriate death for a man of my caliber.

Second. In your upcoming game - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots - provided you retconned the other game properly, and you will do that - I am to have a cameo, alive and kickin'. Concerning Snake's death - I propose he dies slow and painfully by my hands... the choice of weapon should be obvious. And you can cut out Liquid of the game, he can't get anything done right, anyway.

[turns around to face Kojima]

And THIRD: For Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, you will add the option to take off your pants.

[leans closer to him]

Do I make myself clear?



((You are all free to rescue poor Kojima from Big Boss' madness.))

(no subject)

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

*A ten-year-old boy is standing in the middle of the room, clutching a laptop and looking extremely confused*

Dude, WTF! This place isn't Crescendo...

Man, this is some serious fail. Where am I?

Socute~~

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

*Scoops up a kitten from the box - it's an absolutely adorable tiger-striped one wearing a bandanna.*

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((OOC: Yup, kittens! They resemble the MGS cast. Come gush.))

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Frequency 140.85

[iron-resolve.livejournal.com]

...Well, this is something you don't see every day.

Snake. Otacon. Mei Ling. Does anyone at all read me? Anyone?