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[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

*A ten-year-old boy is standing in the middle of the room, clutching a laptop and looking extremely confused*

Dude, WTF! This place isn't Crescendo...

Man, this is some serious fail. Where am I?

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[campbellsniece.livejournal.com]

(Lot of children coming in here these days...)

Hey, kid. You sound lost.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

*Looks up at Meryl, obviously sort of annoyed* Maybe because I am.

[campbellsniece.livejournal.com]

Seems like it.

*kneels down* Any idea where you were last? This place kind of just... dumps people in here, I'm afraid.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

I was at school. They'd just let me out of custody and given me my computer back! *He hugs the laptop tighter, how most kids would hold a stuffed animal* And it's not like there was anything interesting going on, not after Wiseman got arrested.

[shotafox.livejournal.com]

*stares at him*

You're a kid... like me

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

What of it? A lot of people are kids.

[shotafox.livejournal.com]

Not here. We're the only kids here... I think.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Man, that's lame. *B.B. looks extremely miffed by being stuck here* Are the adults interesting, at least?

[shotafox.livejournal.com]

They're very weird. They keep telling me very weird things like they know me from somewhere else.

I don't know any of them.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Man! That's creepy. Unless you have amnesia or something, they you might not know you know them.

[notinthebox.livejournal.com]

Oh great, this place is turning into a daycare.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Can it, old-timer. I can take care of myself. I've already helped save the world!

[notinthebox.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, nobody cares. Why don't you go back to playing with your toys, little boy?

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Huh, I bet you'd care if I told you I helped destroy the SaintTech Metal Gear.

*Grumbling about how totally un-awesome this is, B.B. plunks down on the floor and opens his laptop* ... hypnotized the president, too...

[notinthebox.livejournal.com]

Just one? I've taken out three at once. Come back when you've done better than that.

[green-frequency.livejournal.com]

Another "laptop"? They give them out to kids in the future?

...Hi there. You alright, kiddo?

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

I'd be better if someone told me what's up with this place. Who ganked me here?

[green-frequency.livejournal.com]

Not a clue. We're just as confused as you are.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Hell. Is there anything interesting going on, then?

[green-frequency.livejournal.com]

Plenty. Lots of interesting rooms here, and lots of interesting people. All you have to do is look. In all honesty, this place would actually be fun if it wasn't so bizarre.

[solidsnack.livejournal.com]

...Hey, kid.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Snake! Awesome, you're alive!

[solidsnack.livejournal.com]

...? [Eyes him warily.]

Am I supposed to know you?

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

Aw, man, I know you got amnesia after the Praulia Massacre, but you can't honestly have forgotten...

Oh, right, we never met face to face. Lol, my bad. It's me, B.B.!

[solidsnack.livejournal.com]

Eh, I really don't know what you're trying to pull off here, but I'm pretty sure I've never talked to you, kid. And I'm certainly not suffering amnesia.

...B.B. as in 'Big Boss'? You MUST be kidding me.