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fissionmailed2008-04-23 05:41 am
endlesswarfare.livejournal.com) wrote in fissionmailed2008-04-23 05:41 am
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Hmmm.
[is actually holding Kojima captive right now because nobody is allowed to find out the truth about him.]
[and suddenly, thinks, 'Hey, you could use that to your advantage.' What a sly bastard you are, Jack.]
Hmph. [back turned to a tied up Kojima in a dark room, has his hands crossed on his back.]
I have a list of demands here, Kojima-san. Listen closely, your life might depend on them.
First, and this has highest priority: My death in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is to be retconned, IMMEDIATELY after you return to your own world. I never died because of a makeshift flamethrower consisting of a can of hairspray and a lighter. I don't care how you do it, but I want an appropriate death for a man of my caliber.
Second. In your upcoming game - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots - provided you retconned the other game properly, and you will do that - I am to have a cameo, alive and kickin'. Concerning Snake's death - I propose he dies slow and painfully by my hands... the choice of weapon should be obvious. And you can cut out Liquid of the game, he can't get anything done right, anyway.
[turns around to face Kojima]
And THIRD: For Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, you will add the option to take off your pants.
[leans closer to him]
Do I make myself clear?
((You are all free to rescue poor Kojima from Big Boss' madness.))
[and suddenly, thinks, 'Hey, you could use that to your advantage.' What a sly bastard you are, Jack.]
Hmph. [back turned to a tied up Kojima in a dark room, has his hands crossed on his back.]
I have a list of demands here, Kojima-san. Listen closely, your life might depend on them.
First, and this has highest priority: My death in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is to be retconned, IMMEDIATELY after you return to your own world. I never died because of a makeshift flamethrower consisting of a can of hairspray and a lighter. I don't care how you do it, but I want an appropriate death for a man of my caliber.
Second. In your upcoming game - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots - provided you retconned the other game properly, and you will do that - I am to have a cameo, alive and kickin'. Concerning Snake's death - I propose he dies slow and painfully by my hands... the choice of weapon should be obvious. And you can cut out Liquid of the game, he can't get anything done right, anyway.
[turns around to face Kojima]
And THIRD: For Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, you will add the option to take off your pants.
[leans closer to him]
Do I make myself clear?
((You are all free to rescue poor Kojima from Big Boss' madness.))
POUTS. PETULANTLY.
But this ... this is not my vision! I cannot do this for you.
Re: POUTS. PETULANTLY.
[growls]
You originally destroyed my vision, and now you'll help me to alter the games to suit my vision again.
That or death.
Your choice.
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B-But... If you do kill me... I will be unable to do these things you ask!
... The third one. The request of having no pants? This I can give you.
Wanted to do this but KONAMI...Big Boss' logic is strange, don't ask.
It would just feel so nice.You'll do what I ask of you! I was meant to be the protagonist of this series, and you'll make it so that I'll win in the end!
[grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him >8C]
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B-but yo-ou we-ren't ... I c-can't!
... The no-pants is important! Always they are stifling my visions for the video games.
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I WANT MY OUTER HEAVEN, NOW.
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AGAIN WITH YELLING!
Big Boss, more like Big Baby. What has been done cannot be changed!
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You will pay for this.
SAD SCARED KOJIMA IS SAD AND SCARED
私は出来ないと言いました. 助けられません!
又私を叩かないで下さい. ダメです!
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You won't be saved, Kojima-san. Make yourself at home.
I am a very patient man.
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Make myself "at home" you say? O~K~!
[pulls out a PSP from his pocket and begins playing]
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John, I never though you had the ultimate form of expression in you. I must say I'm impressed.
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... Ah, but still not as good as you, Adam. I think I need your help here.
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I'd be happy to offer my services for you.
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I think you know the rules my friend. I'm about to give a little shock and you'll just have to resist until you feel like seeing things my friend's way.
...
But don't even think about using auto-fire.
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I am experiencing... what is word... deija-byu?
I do not like the direction this has taken!!
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くそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそ！！
this.... This was the worst idea.... I ever ... thought up...
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More? It's your call, boss.
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[faces Kojima]
Well, what do you say now?
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NNNNO.
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痛い。。。 痛い。。。
つづけなければ。。。ならない。。。
服さない。 服さない！
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He's all your's...again.
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*silently draws mini USP*
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2 million dollars...
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"--in a cell, and repeat the procedure until he changes his mind."
*looks like that's where he's headed, then*