[identity profile] spinsterofchaos.livejournal.com
[Anyone who knew the female Revolver Ocelot knew that she was not a particularly easy person to deal with.

It was even more awkward now that the two Liquids that lived with her were "together". Admittedly she got quite a few good shows - without them knowing about it - but it was a very tense environment. That was why she found herself wandering the Nexus, guns in hand. She wasn't concerned about the recent broadcase by [livejournal.com profile] snakednake. If he was anything like the Big Boss she knew, he wouldn't go through with it. If he wasn't... well. She would assist if needed, but she suspected she wouldn't be. There were too many strong people here, including alternates of the man in question, for him to succeed. The door she approached was unmarked. The handle was missing, but she simply slipped her gloved fingers into the hole, tugging the door open.

She stood in the doorway to madness. Beyond it was only darkness - until she stepped forwards. Then the darkness flickered, reformed, the room reshaping before her eyes. It drew back to reveal the inner walls of an unfamiliar room. It was filled with stairs, doors and platforms. Stairs going up, down, sideways, doors that were embedded in the floor, in the ceiling, in the walls. Somehow, as she walked, she remained upright even as she walked up stairs that her mind told her were upside down. One door led to a room full of singing flowers. Like something out of Alice in Wonderland. Such a remarkable labyrinth...]

(Wonderland Maze Room. Doors that are tiny, stairs that are upside down, corridors that grow smaller and larger alternately. Step into one room and it's huge, mushrooms as high as a tree, run past it to another door and find yourself in a room smaller than a toy house and having to crawl... anything goes, but you need to find the exit before you can leave, and there are so many doors... Consider this a mingle thread so feel free to threadhop.)
[identity profile] spinsterofchaos.livejournal.com
[Oldcelette was a bitch when she wanted to be.]

[Having walked in on [livejournal.com profile] jackal_hunter  and [livejournal.com profile] dominantviper finally having sex, she had proceeded to record, edit and produce tapes and DVDs of the magnificent event. Even if money didn't mean anything, she could get something out of this, she was sure. That was why there was now a little shop with tapes and DVDs in one of the more-used common rooms. A small television was plugged in nearby, ready to show samples, and there was a little sign outside the door.

"Real, live Liquid/Liquid selfcest smut available on offer. Tapes and DVDs available. Free preview available."

She'd also taken the opportunity to distribute several of the tapes to various areas for safekeeping. If she got nothing out of it, all she had to do was to distribute them for free~. And, of course, her name was on nothing. As long as the Boss didn't walk in, there wouldn't be a problem, and she just had to pretend she'd come in to check it out.]

(You knew this was coming.)
[identity profile] jackal-hunter.livejournal.com
[Liquid is in a good mood again.  A very good mood, in fact-- that happens when you get surprise blowjobs from injured versions of yourself.  He was really starting to like that version.  Today was a good day.  A very good day.  And he wanted to share this good day with his dear brother.]

[He opened the door to the apartment that he and his poor, celibate brother shared-- oh, and that Ocelot woman, he sometimes forgot that  she lived there, too-- and walked in with a smug, self-satisfied swagger.]

Dear brother, I'm home~

[He swaggered right into the kitchen to start pouring himself an after-sex whiskey.]


((For [livejournal.com profile] dominantviper and [livejournal.com profile] spinsterofchaos ))
[identity profile] sweetsocelot.livejournal.com
SISTER! Come out, come out, wherever you are...

[Sweet Snake Ocelot stopped her chant when the scenery changed. She looked around frantically, her revolvers still drawn.]

What the hell is this?

[She slowly creeped forward, ready to shoot anything on sight.]

Candygram~

Feb. 22nd, 2010 05:35 am
[identity profile] spinsterofchaos.livejournal.com
[Ocelot fumbled with the door key, struggling to balance the goodies she got from Nyu. It took her a few tries, but just as she thought she'd got it, the door seemed to click open by itself. She paused, frowning. After a moment, she nudged the door open with her foot and walked inside. Liquid wasn't anywhere near the door, but she knew he had to have been the one to open it. The noise had probably annoyed him. She didn't bother to close the door behind her just yet. Her arms weren't free, after all.]

Hey, Boss, I brought presents!

(For [livejournal.com profile] dominantviper , but if you want to intrude... go ahead. She hasn't shut the door or anything...)
[identity profile] spinsterofchaos.livejournal.com
[The sound of gunshots echoed through the quiet halls. The target recoiled and fell, slumping to the ground. Ocelot stared at it from where she half-lay on the floor, a look of shock on her face.]

...a gigantic teddy bear. I just got jumped by a gigantic teddy bear.

[Indeed she had; the victim of her violent shooting lay sprawled on the floor - an enormous, blue fluffy teddy bear. She tried to think on how it had happened. She had been practising her gunplay in an empty hall when she'd spotted a door with a lock on it. Boredly, she'd tried to ricochet a shot to hit it- and it had worked. First there had been nothing, but when she'd approached, a fluffy blue thing had come out and tried to hug her. So she'd tugged herself out of its grasp and flung herself as far away from it as she could. Shooting with her left hand was not preferable, but it had been reflex. Those things could take a lot of damage. As she watched, it twitched and began to stand up again slowly.]

I DON'T WANT A HUG!

[It ignored her words, walking over to offer her a hand.]

...w-what are you-?

(The room of living teddies is here! They only want a hug and to play with you. No matter what you do to them, they'll still love you. They can't leave the hall they're in other than to go back in their room, though. There's teddies of all shapes and colours here, so have fun~! Come find your own or bother Ocelot as she tries to escape hers.)
[identity profile] spinsterofchaos.livejournal.com
[Something was wrong. She had seen the plans for this place. Shadow Moses wasn't supposed to have this wing. Still, upon entering the corridor, she'd decided to explore anyway. Perhaps she should have codec'd Liquid, but she'd wanted to see if she could use it first. Now she was lost. If she called Raven to come help her, he would, but it would be embarassing. Mantis would just laugh. Wolf... well, she'd rather not find out about that. Liquid would snap at her, and she was having enough trouble not shooting him. Now she's lost. She taps a spur-clad boot on the floor and scowls.]

Dammit, now what do I do...?

[She decides to keep walking. If nothing else, there might be a window. Still, it's oddly warm. Maybe there are heaters in this area.]

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