FissionMailed

Sometime, you wonder just what else this place will bring. We have gender swaps, alternate universes, multiples of the same people, some from different points in the time line. Sometimes, it's a character you just wonder why it even exists. However, here comes a strange tale of what appears to be an ordinary soup can, up until further examination: it has a very familiar looking barret.

But surely, it is just a prank to put such a barret on a soup can! Perhaps it's a terrible joke? That is, until speaks it's first word.

"Snake, do you read me? Respond! It's urgent! I must get in touch with you! Snake! Snake!" is what is says.

Thus enters the Colonel Campbell's Soup, Chicken Noodle Variety.