FissionMailed

[Jack has decided that he's young. Too young. People don't take him seriously and Boss doesn't look at him like a man and he's just tired of everyone thinking he's a kid when he's TOTALLY NOT A KID HE'S 15 GOD MOM YOU DON'T CONTROL MY LIFE. And his older self told him awhile back that Boss was gonna die and he was gonna kill her. And that she was a traitor. And also his son has been turned into a puppy(a cute puppy). The only way to fix these issues is to grow up. So in a desperate bid for adult hood Jack has taken some hair from his head and glued it to his face. Only in his excitement he's also glued his hand to his face. So he's sitting in his newly discovered room with his hand super glued to his face, patches of baldness on his head and feeling sorry for himself because apparently he grows up to be a horrible father and kills his only love mentor.]

"B-Boss...Why did you leave me Boss? Why did you turn into a pup-puppy son? I can't even find the wizard who did it to change you back...Even if you do make a cute puppy..."

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN THESE WOUUUNDS THEY WIIIL NOT HEEEAAAAL

[He's never felt quite this lonely before. Not since before he met Boss and the guys in training over a year ago. Maybe it was that he was meeting new people all the time or he had people around but now that he's alone he's noticing how much he really wants to go home. And his eye hurts cause he got some glue in there too. BRB, laying on bed feeling distraught at life. ]

[[OOC: He's just left the door open so walk right in if you hear disturbingly comical wailing from the hallway

I don't usually do emo with Jack. ...But he still LOOKS funny. :'D  Laugh at his inner teenage anguish, try and help him or whatever.  He's also wearing an Ocelot Unit uniform(sans mask and beret of course) because he joined ocelotocelot 's unit. So now extra ridiculous looking. : |

Snakes didn't suddenly turn into puppies either of course he's just too dumb to realize bitin_ur_ankles isn't the same Liquid he's met. :|]]