http://drquacksays.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] drquacksays.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2009-07-04 03:07 am

obligatory fourth of july post

[HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!]

[Come to the roof to do American things! Like have cookouts, and eat watermelon. Stay for the fireworks, too.]

[identity profile] old-papa-john.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[The old man stretches and yawns. He's not quite awake enough, but he figured he better get started on the grill early in case anyone is hungry. He's willing to grill the traditional fare for this holiday {steak, ribs, burgers, hot dogs, and such} but if you want some breakfast, he will make steak and eggs as well.]

[identity profile] better-disguize.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah yes- Good old America. That's TOTALLY where Tatyana is from. So of course she's going to celebrate the 4th of July!]

U.S.A! U.S.A!

[identity profile] epic-advice.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wooo, grillin' on the roof! Donald is THERE, man.]


[...No, Donald will NOT be having any watermelon thank you very much.]

[Okay maybe a little.]

[identity profile] notapiratesrsly.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Fourth of July. Good old American pride. AMERICA FUCK YEAH.]

[identity profile] criedmyselfdry.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jamila may not be American, but she smells something delicious grilling on the roof. She follows her nose, and then licks her lips hungrily.]

[Meeeaaat....]

[identity profile] lolimisfortune.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pfff, NOBODY grills as good as dad can >_>]

[identity profile] fast-runner.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] ragingbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't get it. Why are we celebrating? What's so special about today?

[Derp Raven doesn't know shit about the 4th of July.]

[identity profile] old-papa-john.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Good morning, Jane. Happy Independence Day.

[Today is a day that Big Boss is proud to be an American.  American as Fuji apple pie.  The old man is wearing his old uniform (http://pics.livejournal.com/old_papa_john/pic/00005sza) and it still fits for the most part, so long as he doesn't take a deep breath, raise his arms, or eat too much. He's smoking a cigar but he'll be willing to extinguish it if Jane so desires.]

[identity profile] ragingbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[She thought it might be more interesting than that >|]

I'm not American, so I can't celebrate.

[identity profile] lucky-concept.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's... a bit hard for Helena to come back to the roof. There are memories of him everywhere...]

[But when she does, the woman walks off by herself to lean against the far railing, away from the others.]

[identity profile] fast-runner.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Plainly] Because they're a bunch of hypocritical self-righteous fags.

...


......


........Except Big Boss.

[identity profile] ragingbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fireworks?

[Ohh, explosions!]

...What kind of food? I'm not good at games.

[identity profile] old-papa-john.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, yeah. It still fits [sort of].

[He gestures to the grill with cigar in hand.] Would you like me to grill you something?

[identity profile] epic-advice.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH ALRIGHT, FINE.]


[He's already a gun-toting, basketball playing, buffalo wing eating stereotype; might as well go full throttle with it!] ()

[identity profile] fast-runner.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hypocritical? Yep. Self-righteous? Yep. Lesbian? Definitely.

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