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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

[A loud explosion rocks the halls on the first floor of the Nexus, filling them with smoke.]

[As the smoke clears, three figures stand in the hallway.]

Prepare for trouble!

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[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

Make it double!

[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

To protect the world from devastation!

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

To unite all peoples within our nation!

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

....What devastation?

Which 'nation' are you uniting, and how exactly are you going to "denounce the evils of truth"? What does that even mean?

Do you actually have a purpose here?

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

[OKAY time to play it cool]

We're Team Rocket and we're the best of the worst.

...this is beautiful *A*

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

...What?

[Says the confused nerd sitting on a Venusaur.]

:3c 1/2

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[He gasps.]

That's a-

[rival-twerp.livejournal.com]

What a bunch of

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

We'll see who the real loser is when we steal all of your pokemon.

[squealikeapiggy.livejournal.com]

Hey. HEY.

The only "trouble" here will be for the unfortunate soul who almost ruined my new heels with that explosion!

Which one of you clowns is responsible for this??

[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

Please! Those heels are so tacky!

[gear-rex.livejournal.com]

[Roar?]

1/2

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

W-wh-what's that?!

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Liquid flips and poses on the giant R.]

If it's a fight you want, a fight you'll get!

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

You haven't conquered anything yet.

[steelrocket.livejournal.com]

[...God, that motto is so damn embarrassing.]

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

[Don't be jealous because real Rockets have style.]

[naked-memories.livejournal.com]

Wait.... seriously?

[Big Boss was more than a little confused by what was going on... Who were these guys?]

1/2

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[Still in his pose.]

Of course! We're very serious about taking your Pokemon.

[afj1]

..Haaah?

[Laughing and clapping up a storm, wowza!]

1/2

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

Ohh! They like us, Jessie!

WILD DISPLACER BEAST APPEARED!

[roll-for-init.livejournal.com]

This creature looks like an emaciated panther, with blue-black fur, six legs, and a body that is nothing but muscle and bone. A pair of tentacles sprout from its shoulders and end in horny-ridged pads.

The displacer beast snarls and waves its barbed tentacles menacingly.

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[James stares slack-jawed at the thing a moment, then suddenly bolts to hide behind their giant "R", looking out through the center, pointing at it.]

W-w-what's that thing?!

my childhooood <333

[lightningninja.livejournal.com]

[SITS ON A GYARADOS :V]

What?

8D

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

[HEY LOOK A TALKING MEOWTH]

You heard us! Now hand over your Pokeballs!