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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

[A loud explosion rocks the halls on the first floor of the Nexus, filling them with smoke.]

[As the smoke clears, three figures stand in the hallway.]

Prepare for trouble!

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[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

...

[sliiiiiides behind Jessie and James.]

[naked-memories.livejournal.com]

[This, of course, was a perfectly logical line of thought for one John Doe. After all - this was the most important part of any encounter with any new animal, mineral, or vegetable. Why one would think this is such an alien concept was well beyond this old soldier.]

Yeah. How does it taste?

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

Y--you don't eat them!!

[James is just as horrified as the other two.]

[naked-memories.livejournal.com]

.....Oh.

[Big Boss frowned. This, in his mind, was horribly disappointing. You could practically change his code name to 'Sad Snake' at this point.]

What do you do with them then?

[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

You fight with them!

[Really. Eating them?!]

Why would you eat them when there's so much other good food to eat!

[naked-memories.livejournal.com]

Because they might taste good?

[Just to prove a point, he pulled an RPG-7 out of his backpack]

Why fight with them when I can use this?