[John stared at these individuals blankly for a few moments. At first, he'd been tempted to draw his gun, but these guys seemed about as threatening as a newborn kitten.]
...What's a 'Pokémon'? Does it taste any good?
[Because, if he ever had any, and they tasted okay, he probably ate all of his already.]
[This, of course, was a perfectly logical line of thought for one John Doe. After all - this was the most important part of any encounter with any new animal, mineral, or vegetable. Why one would think this is such an alien concept was well beyond this old soldier.]
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[Big Boss was more than a little confused by what was going on... Who were these guys?]
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Of course! We're very serious about taking your Pokemon.
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[John stared at these individuals blankly for a few moments. At first, he'd been tempted to draw his gun, but these guys seemed about as threatening as a newborn kitten.]
...What's a 'Pokémon'? Does it taste any good?
[Because, if he ever had any, and they tasted okay, he probably ate all of his already.]
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[Why would you even.]
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[sliiiiiides behind Jessie and James.]
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Yeah. How does it taste?
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[James is just as horrified as the other two.]
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[Big Boss frowned. This, in his mind, was horribly disappointing. You could practically change his code name to 'Sad Snake' at this point.]
What do you do with them then?
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[Really. Eating them?!]
Why would you eat them when there's so much other good food to eat!
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[Just to prove a point, he pulled an RPG-7 out of his backpack]
Why fight with them when I can use this?