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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

[A loud explosion rocks the halls on the first floor of the Nexus, filling them with smoke.]

[As the smoke clears, three figures stand in the hallway.]

Prepare for trouble!

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[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[He gasps.]

That's a-

[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

Venusaur!

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

...You know, usually Team Rocket doesn't make themselves so obvious.

[One that will EAT YOU, judging by the look on her face.]

Don't you think drawing attention to yourself is a bad idea?

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

[You shut up Pokecon.]

The Team Rocket Motto is an important part of a villainous tradition.

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[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

But we always makes ourselves this obvious... [He looks over to Jessie.]

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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

I guess we are... But!

Obvious or not, we're here for your Venusaur, so hand it over, unless you want to get hurt!

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

...I really wouldn't try that if I were you.

[He's sort of thankful by now that his Pokemon average around level 65-70 by now. and someone needs to update his team list 8|a]

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

[Did we mention that he also has an overprotective super-soldier boyfriend?]

[He also has an overprotective super-soldier boyfriend.]

Hal, are these idiots bothering you?

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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

[Did she mention she also has a stupid, incompetent sidekick.]

[Oh wait, I guess you already knew that.]

Rrr, James! Do something!

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[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[Hey! James thought they agreed that they were both equal here!]

Oh! I know--Ehehehe--[He pulls out a device with a LARGE RED BUTTON on it.]

Our secret weapon! This will have them quaking in their boots, just offering their Pokemon up!

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[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

[And everyone knows Meowth is top cat.]

Say goodbye to your pokemon! Hit it, Jimmy!

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Liquid, I think I've got this under control.

[What do you know, she had a slightly crazy friend named James too.]

Sorry about this, but you're not making things easy...Asimov!

[Hello, I am an Ampharos.]

[This is my boomstick Thunderpunch.]

[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

[James pushes the LARGE RED BUTTON and out comes a COMICALLY LARGE BAZOOKA. It fires a net at Ampharos, stopping it's attack.

Wow! A Team Rocket device that actually works! For now.]

Ohoho! Looks like your Ampharos is grounded.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Asimov--!

[Fighting an engineer with technology? Bad idea.]

[Pressing one of that engineer's berserk buttons by messing with his starter? Worse idea.]

[Hope you can deal with a psychotic Pidgeot, Arbok with anger issues, and a really hungry Skarmory coming for your faces all at once while getting Vine Whipped by a Venusaur, guys.]

[if Ash just used all his shit at the same time, he wouldn't have half as many problems.]

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[prepare2fight.livejournal.com]

Uaah!! [James tosses the device aside, and with the other two Rockets they make a break down the hall.]

Looks like Team Rocket's--

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[surrendernowor.livejournal.com]

running off-

[dats-rite.livejournal.com]

-again!

[This is just a tactical retreat. Just you wait.]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

[YEAH YOU BETTER RUN]

[The Ampharos shook off the net with an annoyed look, walking back to Otacon's side and sitting down.]

Problem solved. Oh, wait--Asimov, could you take care of that?

[His Pokemon looked to the discarded device, then promptly blew it up with a Thundershock. Juuuust in case.]