[The second pokeball is swatted aside. The displacer beast lunges and bitchslaps James in the face with a tentacle. I bet he's used to tentacles by now amirite?]
[The displacer beast chokes and gags in the cloud of toxic gas, before being crushed in the snake creature's coils. It thrashes in the serpent's grip, snapping at its captor and trying to smack the floating purple ball with its tentacles.]
[The tackle misses, thanks to the beast's displacement field, but the poison sting hits. The displacer beast's struggles weaken as the poison takes effect.]
[This wouldn't happen so much if James wasn't too fail to earn any gym badges. The displacer beast angrily noms its new owner, keeping his allies at bay with its flailing tentacles.]
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[He came out from hiding and stepped in front of Jessie
BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN HERE, throwing a Pokeball at the thing.]2/2
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I bet he's used to tentacles by now amirite?]1/2
Smog! Use Smog!
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Arbok! Use constrict!
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Good, now use Tackle!
[He clenches his fist in determination. The Boss will definitely be proud when he sees that they caught a rare Pokemon!]
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[Maybe they'll get a promotion!]
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All right! Displacer Beast was caught! New Monster Manual data will be added for Displacer Beast.
Do you want to give a nickname to Displacer Beast?
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[He's in utter disbelief.]
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[So is Jessie, but soon she's cheering in victory.]
Alright! The Boss is sure to give us a raise now!
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[James walked over and picked up his Pokeball, a big grin of accomplishment on his face.]
Displacer Beast, I've never even heard of that Pokemon before!
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I wonder what kind of attacks it knows...
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Displacer Beast, go!
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[Pokemon may only be as bad as their trainers, but displacer beasts are vicious fuckers.]
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It's blue.Being attacked by a Pokemon? Nothing James isn't used to. He yelps and flails, trying to pull the beast off.]Get it off of me!! [YEAH HE'S TOO BUSY BEING TERRIFIED TO USE HIS POKEBALL.]
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Just put it back in the Pokeball, you idiot!
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This wouldn't happen so much if James wasn't too fail to earn any gym badges.The displacer beast angrily noms its new owner, keeping his allies at bay with its flailing tentacles.]no subject
He sits up and wipes some gross Displacer-spit off his face.]
That beast would have made a feast out of me...