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fissionmailed2009-01-24 12:51 pm
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Nothing to see here, folks.
[There's a giant big-eye tuna in the middle of the hall. Looks pretty dead.]
((All post-2006 Philanthropy members might want to take a peek at my journal post before responding. Everyone else- feel free to poke the tuna. Or not.))
((All post-2006 Philanthropy members might want to take a peek at my journal post before responding. Everyone else- feel free to poke the tuna. Or not.))
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Really~?
[Suddenly goes serious] There's no such thing as "too much science fiction". People could learn a thing or two from watching movies.
It's how I found out about what happened to me as a kid...
[Takes out a full jar of peanut butter from his pocket, to calm himself down a bit. Gary swipes a bit with his finger and offers her the jar]
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[Pleased to hear someone else likes science fiction movies, she starts to look interested.] Oh, it's wonderful you say that! I love science fiction movies, and people just don't get why. They're brilliant though-- movies in general are brilliant. Being able to escape from reality for just a couple of hours to experience this interesting life of someone else. It's really a good idea of entertainment, don't you think?
Hm? What do you mean by that? What happened to you?
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[Stares at the jar with a look of pure disgust] And [Stops mid-song to look at Para] ...Is that how the song goes?
...? Oh... entertainment... yeah, I guess. But they're also a valuable source of information.
I was abducted by a passing UFO as a child.
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[She's keeping a good distance from this man. Maybe he is the shape shifting alien. He bares an odd resemblance to Humphrey Bogart she thinks though.]
Oh? I know a guy who claims he was too. Is it like in the movies? Or The Twilight Zone?
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[You KNOW you're weird when even PARA wants to avoid you. :/]Hm. [Rubs his chin] ...My experience was a little less exciting that that.
I fell into a patch of mud and blacked out for some reason. When I woke up, it was already dawn... my parents were worried sick.
But when I ran home and got in front of a mirror to get a good look at the bumb on my head, I saw IT instead.
[Gary turns, bending his left-ear slightly for Para to see a small hole.] Ever since then, I've been plagued by a constant ringing in my ear. [Turns to face her again]
It was pretty obvious what had happened to me. But no one had enough sense to listen to me about it... [Sighs]
That was the day I decided to become a journalist, and uncover truth for a living.
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Oh, a constant ringing? Well, that could be a medical problem actually...
That's an interesting job though. Do you mind if I asked what you've uncovered so far? Life on other planets is always fascinating! I mean, in my time, we haven't put a man on the moon yet...
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Oh, they did. The original landing was a fake, though.... But after that, we did. We've made a lot of discoveries about space recently. More signs of alien life, even.
Well I discovered that tuna skin can actually be pretty comfortting.
I also had a recent bestseller called "The Telekinetic Powers of the Loch Ness Monster - The True Energy Source of UFOs."
A long title, I know. But it speaks for itself.
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[She's trying to take in the book name, tilting her head a little.] Do you have a copy of your book with you? I'd love to read it! In fact, I'm sure that this Nexus would have it somewhere in it's libraries!